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I now have a FUCKING MASSIVE burrito to solve my hunger problems with

Other new idea: Bringing Nazis back from the dead so that the current politicians in charge seem sorta okay almost except for Voldemort.

New idea: Motorcycle jousting! You try and knock your opponent of their motorcycle as they ride by using a foam covered baseball bat!

I just realized that car jousting is already a thing and it's demolition derbies.

Dental update:
Dentist says my teeth are in perfect condition (WOW)
Dentist also says that my teeth are still weirdly shaped like fangs

Night everybody. If I get back before like 0800 tell me to go the fuck back to bed.

The Washington Monument is, obviously, George Washington's MASSIVE erection

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