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Am I crying because Stef Schrader is leaving Jalopnik? Maybe.

And I'm not saying that anybody here might put down or try and invalidate anybody, but I'm just putting this out there. Thank y'all for listening up <3 <3 <3

And also, no shaming NB and genderqueer folks if they choose to present as the gender they were assigned at birth, whether out of a situation at home, habit, or personal preference. They're still valid, no matter what. It's just totally not right to claim they aren't valid for doing that.

Bi and pan people are ALWAYS valid. No ifs, ands, or buts. No going "But what if they're with someone who isn't their gender!" Even if they're with someone who isn't their gender, their still valid. That doesn't change the fact that they're bi or pan. (more in next post)

Okay y'all I know I'm normally pretty shitposty and not very serious on this account, but there's something I gotta clear up quickly: (continued in next post because of possible length)

Ferrets: The Ultimate Longbois?

I think that putting a Hayabusa engine in my Mini would be fucking dope, but a Hayabusa costs about 5 times as much as my Mini did. Maybe I could find a totaled one with a mostly working engine.

How come we only ever talk about the Prime Minister? What about the Secondary Minister and the Tertiary Minister? Huh? Huh?!

I want a Fiat 500 because they're hella cute but at the same time they're expensive and I already own a Mini which is also hella cute. What do.

Morning everybody, feeling better today.

I'm sorry guys, I've got no spoons tonight. I'm thinking I'll be heading to bed early.

Does anybody here work in the coal mimes?

I'm not playing god with science, I AM GOD.

Idea for a slogan to encourage people to use birth control: Remember, that baby COULD BE the next Hitler.

Rock "The Dwayne" Sonjohn

Fack yiu Trump I'm Canadian

Fun fact: Rusty nails are bad for overall health