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Voldemort, a man who, I'd imagine, WRETCHES every time he sees a Walmart because he's that upper-class, is apparently complaining about how "Americans need ID to go shopping." they don't, mind you.

My phone's screen is currently looser than a Nazi's sense of right and wrong, due to a few hard knocks that it has received, so I'm not going to be using it for a few days while I acquire some epoxy resin and more firmly secure the screen to the chassis

@er1n
Need me a sugar daddy who's interested in proteonomics 😩

I am going to sit here and VIBRATE until someone gives me grant money

me, sobbing: you can’t just point at every thing and say it’s national that thing day

americans: [point at girlfriends] national girlfriends day

I JUST FUCKING TYPED A MESSAGE INTO WIKIPEDIA INSTEAD OF MASTODON BY ACCIDENT GBREIWGBUOREWG

*Raises eyebrows dramatically*
*Lowers eyebrows dramatically*
*Repeats*

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