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Why! Do! I! Keep! Closing! The! Tab! And! Then! Re-opening! It! Instead! Of! Leaving! It! Open!

Clipped my fingernails and it feels so awkward to type using the tips of my fingers instead of my nails

Cops 

Hey guys some cop ran over a motorcyclist and then kicked the motorcyclist to the ground as soon as they got up and for fucking once a cop lost the case. Cop now owes the motorcyclist 180 grand in damages

Yes it's 5 PM and I'm just now getting dressed and eating, why do you ask?

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(and yes I know how godawful that piece of shit is, but he's still a shining star to most of silicon valley for some reason), the next time he doesn't make a statement that's just another round of endorsement for captain fucking orange. And meanwhile up in the white house you've got everybody having a white boy circle jerk while they laugh at people in need. Jesus fuck. Probably the last one, sorry about that everybody

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should do this." and then you have this shit affecting future fucking civilizations. It's Rome and Greece all over again. People see what they did in the past and figure that since it went over so fucking well at the time, they might as well repeat it. And then you have the big shot enablers who, by not doing anything, are implying endorsement. If they don't make a statement about something, then it implies endorsement. So the next time Elon fucking Musk doesn't make a statement 4/?

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stop until somebody takes a domino out of it. You've gotta take the domino out of it somehow. Somebody big needs to take the fucking initiative for once and stop these things before the ball even gets rolling. And these types of things are already making a massive, unchangeable imprint on culture. Hell, look at fucking Trump. That piece of shit is being glorified online be these people, and what're future historians gonna think when they see that? They're gonna think "Hey, maybe we 3/?

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but I've come back from that, and I'm proud of it. These people need to change themselves. They need to change their culture. Everything they do is something that they do to get a reaction. A bad reaction. It's like a Rube Goldberg machine of fuckery. And it just keeps cascading and cascading and cascading until BOOM rape jokes are all of a sudden popular and people are proud of beating up counter protesters. Change absolutely needs to come, because that Rube Goldberg machine ain't gonna 2/?

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I hate that people (specifically on the internet and in Silicon Valley) have somehow come up with the idea that being rude to minorities and making jokes about things that should NEVER be joked about is edgy and cool. It's just being an assholes for the purpose of being an asshole, which is never okay. This is coming from somebody who used to be an asshole just for the purpose of being an asshole. Hell, some of the shit I did and said is probably worse than what these people have done 1/?

I have a bowl of lemons that I keep under a painting of a bowl of lemons and honestly I've got no clue why

I'm seriously considering putting Ford Mustang badges on my Mini just to confuse people

uspol 

Apparently Voldemort googled himself and he isn't happy about the results whoopdeedoo

Religion, sarcasm that may be too sarcastic 

I don't believe in straight marriage, my version of the bible says that marriage can only be between a gay and another gay /s

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