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Abbie Eaton is amazing

IS SNOW A SOLID OR A LIQUID

Update on snow: First there was snow, then the snow was wet so it melted the snow, and then the snow snowed agains nowsnowsnow

The reason the wicked witch of the west is always so made is because she'll die if she gets wet

I'm considering getting a machete so I can defend my property from this wild growth of mint seriously this shit grows like a weed how is this even possible

Bloody hell my skin is dry

Give us a pogs battle royale you cowards

Graham Turismo from the creators of Gran Turismo

New most Pennsylvania thing I've ever seen: I just saw somebody accidentally drive their chevy up the hood of their pontiac while parking, get stuck because there's no traction in snow, and then get out and push the chevy off of the pontiac's hood

By the power of Gayskull

Gender is now pronounced with a hard g not a soft g I'm the new dictionary

It's easy to forget how fucking huge Pennsylvania is

*Snow intensifies*

Subaru clearly knows their target audience, because one of the optional extras you can get in their cars is a big-ass speaker system

Controversial opinion: You should be able to buy a car with tartan seat fabric and a tartan paint scheme from the factory

Electronic emergency brakes are dangerous because you can't actually use them to stop in an emergency

A tabloid that only writes about people named Floyd, called Tabfloyd

Fun fact: There's a Deep Purple song called Space Trucking