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Please stay safe, Oklahoma friends and others facing the threat of severe weather today. These definitely aren't storms to trifle with.

The current tornado watch for Oklahoma and parts of Texas has >95% probability of significant severe weather in all categories, which is extremely rare.

spc.noaa.gov/products/watch/ww

Okay it's possible this is a teleporting spider not a jumping spider

This is a fucking perfect example of parallel evolution because there are at least two very separate species of spiders in pennsylvania alone that like to jump

Okay it turns out pretty much every spider native to pennsylvania is a small jumpety boi so this species identification is gonna be hard

I've been to the year 3000,
not much has changed except giant spider arm wrestling is now the sole national sport of Canada

:pink_money: desperately need help, please boost 

my darlings have spent the last 2-3 weeks with me, after spending months alone in the woods. I'm scared because tomorrow I'm driving to Utah with my family and they'll be going back out there.

They don't really have enough money to feed themselves or for gas. I'm so scared they're going to resort to serious crimes and go back to jail especially now that Rob's mom is dying..

If we can get any help, it would mean the world to us!

paypal.me/viomi

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