🔞🥛 ⚣~ boiToy ~⚢🥛🔞 @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun@awoo.space

You may heave heard of time but have you heard of tim

I spent all morning playing GTA Online because I'm feeling self-destructive today apparently

I'm having a normal one tonight and I'm gonna continue that by going to bed now at a normal time. Night y'all <3

How fucking hilarious would it be if comedians made fun of minorities

Get FUCKED twitch I don't like being served flashing ads that adblockers can't even block effectively anymore and Twitch Prime doesn't get rid of.

As I lay dying on the ground of a massive heart attack, the last thing I will think of is buttfart.

Alabama is cancelled

In Soviet Russia, gungeon enters YOU

I just heard somebody call Allentown A-Town and I'm ready to go back to bed now

Oh no why are they tightening the ropes what are they planning

Right so I think 1:04 is the lowest time I can get in minesweeper

The cute jumpety spider has a knife and it's telling me to drive it to a bank if I want to live

#spiderwatch

I'm going live with Gunmetal Arcadia at

https://www.twitch.tv/inthelandoftherisingsun/

Woot!

Fucking rest in peace Niki Lauda, a great F1 driver and an idol.

This is true

In the early days of the Monica Lewinsky scandal I accidentally referred to her as "Monica Lewisinsky" in conversation with somebody and I've felt bad ever since

#confessions

Nothing feels more badass than tossing a device's batteries out into your hand by quickly shaking it downwards just once

I live in Luigi's Mansion

Shit the small jumpety boi just fell from the very top of the window while trying to do something and is now trying to get to the top. I keep trying to gently pick them up and put them back at the top but they keep jumping out of m'hands.

#spiderwatch