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@FirstProgenitor "Sir! SIR!! You can't just remove the exhibits from the Egyptology wing, sir, that's -"

"I think you will feel quite differently after reading my documentation."

"...This is a piece of paper with 'I am a pharaoh' written on it?"

"Exactly! You see, Tutenkamun's bitch ass owes me money and I am here to COLLECT. Because building card decks isn't cheap."

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lewd 

well just spent 2 hours jerking off. how'd you spend your evening :ms_rofl:

NSFW art that I drew, drawn eye contact, :boost_ok:​ 

I'm REALLY proud of this (feedback welcome)

lewd 

I think probably the most surprising thing today is that I haven't spent half the day looking at porn

somebody I know shows me a youtube video to demonstrate something. just so happens that the youtube video was made by another guy I know. small world.

apparently one of the guys I know tried to get a bus full of people to sing sea shanties then people started complaining

misinformation 

I created Hunt Down the Free Man just to piss off gamers

isn't hunt down the freeman considered one of the greatest games of all time?

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