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“You’ve been listening to ‘Great Cthulhu Been A-Risin’ Daown By The Creek’ on the station that brings you all the randomest hits, 105.7 Damnit The Raccoons Are Doing It Again.”

⚧ You're amazing and I love you ⚧ (and I spent much longer than I thought I would making this) redd.it/8typvw

I'm a Suzuki Swift Sport and I go - - - OH SHIT IM GOING AROUND A TRACK WEEEEEEE

Me rambling about cars 

the person I'm talking to probably doesn't exist on this social network but aaaahhhh fuck it

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Me rambling about cars 

To everybody who says "NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT HUYRRRRRR" I'd like to say that your car, which has no replacement for displacement philosophy in it, 7 litre V8, will top out at 120 mph and WILL. NOT. CORNER. My Mini has a 1.8 litre I4 that produces ~200 crank horsepower. It will best any Dodge, any day. You could stuff a Rolls Royce Meteor in your car, which has TWENTY LITRES OF DISPLACEMENT, and A.( Your car would break and B.( I would beat you.

Hot take on US Foreign Affairs 

US Foreign Affairs is about a bunch of white dudes getting together and jerking themselves off while they get high on the scent of burning money and listen to immigrants and less well off people cry.

Brrrr burrrr brup brup brup braaaaaap braAaAAAAAAAAAP!!!!! Stu stu stu st- BRAAAAAAAAP crckrckrckrck wush

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