🔞🥛 ⚣~ boiToy ~⚢🥛🔞 @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun@awoo.space

I'm gonna steal all your vowels ​ 🔪

FLAGELLA

Git off mah laawn!

Bananimals

This number is a nine

So I think that there are two types of people: Those who are paranoid crimelords living in bunkers dug deep into mountains, and those who aren't

Bloody hell I'm barely fucking awake

I can't even

Shit now I'm crying and listening to Bobcaygeon and Bobcaygeon means the crying won't stop until I stop listening but it's such a great song and argh

if you fed a bot all of my shitposts and then ask it to generate 100 posts, 90% of the posts would be variations on this

*Hmmms but in Le French(?)*

Ikea furniture assembly is the hot new genre of speedrunning

Stop, hammertime!

HmmMMmMMmmMMmmMMMMMMmMmMMmmmMMMMMMMmmMMMmmm (Middle of the night thinking noises)

The True Paleo Diet: Eat any food you see because you never know when you'll see food next.

IM REMASTERING EVERYTHING GERWBGREWBVEWR