🔞🥛 ⚣~ boiToy ~⚢🥛🔞 @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun@awoo.space

I'm going to be going fully offline for a bit so that I can read The Disconnect, which is an online magazine that can only be read while you're disconnected from the internet

Hey everybody, do you enjoy Scottish accents talking about various low-level electronic things? If yes, then go check out bigclivedotcom on Youtube!

Please don't eat spiders, they are frens and if you eat them then they can't eat bad bugs

Don't play with knives kids, if you drop one then it'll cut straight through the centre of the earth (and also fuck up your feet but whatever)

If you stick some tape on a lightsaber's on button and then drop it, will it cut its way down to the centre of the earth? Will it ever stop?

They cal me the eggmaster

I like that some cars have grills that just look HILARIOUS. Like my Mini looks perpetually surprised but also angry, in the most British way possible.

One of the speedrunners I watch calls his husband "husbear" and it's actually the best

Catalonia, Scotland, Taiwan, and Hong Kong are all valid and separate countries

I dig this sweater so much like OMFG it's great

I thought I was onto something when I invented the 10 minute long GIF with audio before I realized that I had invented video files

I think I found the greatest joy in life: laying in bed playing Octopath Traveler

Gamer? I hardly knew 'er! (I'm sorry)

Hi and blergh

Hi I'm Gay I'll be your gay for today, what can I help you with?

Some car smol, some car L O N G E

The Renault 5 Turbo is a true sex machine, and a truer sex machine has never existed

THE RENAULT 5 TURBO CANT BE STOPPED