🔞🥛 ⚣~ boiToy ~⚢🥛🔞 @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun@awoo.space

THere's no way that when aliens find the Voyagers disks they won't just eat them because come on they're so shiny looking

Let's be real my Mini is basically a bentley

Honestly my main worry about the Mini is that it will turn out to be a Christine-style monster car and I don't have any insurance to cover that

I want to be asleep

It is very bright outside

Is it just me or does Hot Fuzz have a fucking amazing ending

swordfighting but with cacti

It sure is bright outside

Dynamic soundtracks are probably among the best things to have happened to gaming

Protip: While all airlines expressly forbid smoking cigarettes, cigars, vapes, and more, they don't forbid sparking up a joint. And remember, on an airplane you're technically in the province or state that you left from until the plane touches down, so if you're going from a place where weed is legal to place where weed is illegal, you can keep puffing away until the wheels touch the runway. This has been Airplane Facts Which I Trust You To Use Responsibly and Lawfully, with B.iso

Me talking to phospholipid heads: You filthy hydrophiles

bulk science discount

approx 12 kilos of science

look up dinorwig power station and tell me how cool that shit is

I'm deeply sorry for my car-related shitposting, I know it's even less relevant than my usual shitposting

an inline four engine has four exhaust thingies coming out of the cylinders so why don't you put four turbochargers on it. Why has nobody thought of this before

I was not prepared to wake up to mastodon

Fun fact: When a car-person says they're wrenching on their car, what they mean is they're viciously smashing a wrench into their car's engine until it starts working correctly. I hope this clears it up a bit for y'all non-car-people.

*Smashes teamug into a shiv* Gimme some heccin caffeine or somebody is gonna get shanked