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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP 

And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's going on?

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP 

AND OPEN PALM SLAM THE POWER BUTTON ON MY COMPUTER. IT'S A DUAL MONITOR SETUP WITH INSTANT MESSENGERS ON THE LEFT, MASTODON ON THE RIGHT, AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I AM EXTREMELY ONLINE

I've been sick with the cold for a week now and would very much like this to be over.

I want to be able to talk and not sound like a frog

Surgery 

@slimekat the weekly trans social meetup here in Barrie has this, like, 30 year gap between the elders (who are all super prim ladies) and the millennials (who are all almost all nb furry trash goblins)

@girlfiend they removed push notifications because it was apparently causing the app to drain batteries. I think the dev said they want to go back once they figure tings out, but yeah, it's kinda ridiculous right now

I've committed the ultimate sin: giving my roommate a really bad cold

@sophia@cybre.space Sounds like your coolant pressure might still be non-optimal

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food 

I am so full of home-made Shepherd's pie right now. So delicious, but now so immobile

@slimekat are you close enough to a bagel factory?

@sophia@cybre.space if fibre-to-the-coven happens, I'm sure you'll see a lot of little communities springing up like that

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Here's a fun holiday tip: if you want your house to smell nice, just break a jar of vanilla extract and spill it all over everything god dammit

colds 

I sneezed so hard I gave myself a nosebleed, then sneezed hard enough to eject the kleenex I'd jammed up my nose

@shel I'm glad I got to figure some of that stuff out before anyone online cared who I was

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