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Last night’s #drawings were apparently about reptiles

this therian spoken word performance manages to go in between "kinda predictably hokey" to "strikes sore enough nerves I want to paw at the ground and whimper." We're currently at a point about human alienation from the wild and it sounds like, any moment now, she's going to start telling us about how we Children of Gaia fought against the Impergium (and no, I'm a Silent Strider, thanks).

I live cement
I HATE THIS STREET
give dirt to me
I bite lament
this human form
where I was born
I now repent

give me wide ground to run
and forgone
lets me knife
knife me lets
I will get
what I want

I now think that this is on me as an abuse meets neurodiversity thing; other kids realized they had to DO it, but they weren't required to LOVE it, where I always felt deeply flawed because I didn't ADORE whatever was mandatory (though they would never have been a receptive audience even if I could've figured out how to ask to focus on stuff I really liked).

Currently thinking the central issue of ADHD was always trying to understand why I’d want to do something dead boring with lots of benefit for other people, other than coercion. Made worse by how childhood was inherently coercive. And no parent or teacher can make insults and unflattering comparisons to “better” people internally rewarding.

Currently thinking the central issue of ADHD was always trying to understand why I’d want to do something dead boring with lots of benefit for other people, other than coercion. Made worse by how childhood was inherently coercive. And no parent or teacher can make insults and unflattering comparisons to “better” people internally rewarding.

@eredien I really like it but couldn't tell you why!

anyway, I went to T&T AND now have cornsilk tea and genmaicha, but also I bought spinach and pea shoots, and Trader Joe's has a good price on broccoli so I got *that* along with some other stuff, and I made a batch of banchan and a bag of chopped spinach in the freezer

this made me feel accomplished until I read about a younger friend getting laid with boys and girls literally every night since he'd been in NL. Fucking ow.

Okay, The Magic Sword was a serious let down. There's a certain amount of goofiness which you just accept in fantasy movies made prior to Lord of the Rings, and Magic Sword was basically headed that direction right up till the end. Which I'm okay with - I actually did like the sort of comic relief good wizardess, she was very 60s.

But... a climactic fight against a two headed dragon and a powerful evil wizard should seriously, *seriously* kick ass more than anything else in the movie and uh, literally the magic returned to his sword to make it glow and he slew the dragon with one thrust? The evil wizard had his ring stolen while he wasn't looking and then took an angry puma to the head? This is NOT Ray Harryhausen Sinbad film stuff, here.

oh a scotsman clad in kilt left th' bar one evenin' fair
an' one could tell by how he walked that he drunk more than his share
he staggered 'long until he could no longer keep his feet
an' he stumbled off into the scrub to sleep beside the street

their faces gaunt
their eyes were blurred
their shirts all soaked with sweat
they're riding hard to catch that herd
but they ain't caught 'em yet
"See that sleepin' scotsman
so tall an' hansome built
Ah wonder if it's true what they
don't wear beneath the kilt"

[chorus] YIPPIE YI YAY
YIPPIE YI YOH
GHOST RAHDERS IN TH' SKAH

they crept up on that sleepin' scotsman quiet as could be
an' lifted up his kilt about in inch so they could see
as a gift they left a bright blue ribbon
tied into a bow
around the star the sleepin' scot's
kilt did lift and show

as the riders loped on by him
he stumbled toward a tree
behind the bush he lifts his kilt an' he gawks at what he sees
an' in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
och lad, dinnae ken where ya been
but Ah see ye won first prize!

[chorus]

cannot hear “Sway” without wanting to ask the nearest person/people if they know the way to Shell Beach

THE RETIROOS!

ANIMALS OVER 65!

EXTREEEEEEEME MARSUPIALS

EXTREEEEEEEME SENIOR CITIZENS

*generic 90s animal cartoon sequence*
*fruit by the foot ad*

"perhaps the most unique aspect of SIXGUNS & SONGDOGS was the Squinting Phase, in which each player attempted to gain an initiative bonus through having the grittiest, sweatiest extreme close up."

oh YEAH it's BADGERHAMMER! A new miniatures game which pits charming European animals against each other in DEHUMANIZING GREAT WAR TRENCH WARFARE! Monetizes both animal and grimdark miniatures fans perfectly!

* privately grumps that SIXGUNS AND SONGDOGS, game of 1870s animal violence, never did all that well *

@robinhood luckily, we simply convinced this very confused Carmelite there were souls in need of her at this bachelor party

oh whoa. I hadn't realized that the Lancaster doesn't have a copilot, so the dude who crawled out on a wing to put out a fire in mid-flight? Was the FLIGHT ENGINEER. Which explains why he thought it was necessary and also wasn't immediately needed to fly.

Shadar Kai 🤝 Drukhari
Elves into weird edgeplay to avoid their souls being consumed

Today’s 40K #fanart #drawing