okay trying to sell my friend on watching The Dark Crystal with "it's got evil cunty bird muppets" doesn't really seem to work so "it's Muppet Gormenghast" definitely won't work.

and besides only SOME of it is Muppet Gormenghast

re: food and drug administration 

@rey PIETENDER WHAT SORT OF PIE WORKS BEST FOR PTSD

D&D character idea; a pirate! Problem is, the character gets seasick very easily. Therefore, they're a LAND REAVER. Ye can be as salty a swab as ever ye wish, all the cutlass-wieldin', tricorn-wearin', grog-swillin' and bowline-tyin' ye can bring intae the dungeon wi' no bobbing up and down. Savvy?

Rain Dog boosted

I hate how they’re doing it, but you can make Amazon give your drivers five bucks “for the holiday season!” by hitting the button on this page, without having an Alexa: amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&node=1827

Apparently you can also search for “thank my driver” on the site.

I think it’s bullshit that their drivers are treated like they are, but also I am definitely gonna give them five bucks out of Amazon’s pocket, even if it’s just for a temporary promotion.

@Tuftears Believe it or not, it's not go, they've actually found these things in burials. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tafl_gam

Anyway you probably enjoy more than feeling alienated and desperate, so here are tonight’s.

the five minute hate, uspol 

I know that dehumanizing your enemy opens up the possibility of incredible horrors. But THEY'RE whining that Netflix is going to turn Looney Tunes Gay, while THEIR CDC advisors set up childrens' deaths; THEIR SCOTUS is willing to reconsider birthright citizenship while I worry about THEIR destruction of the Arctic Refuge; THEIR billionaires spending billions on a dead end project while my life would change completely if I had $20K to my name. Etc etc. And I can't help wondering, are we even the same species, do we even live on the same planet, since even if I wanted to harm them I couldn't, does it really hurt to think these THINGS are completely alien to whatever the hell I am?

If you have a problem, if no one else can help quick-quick and if you can find-find them, maybe you can hire The Eshin

* blast of crummy theme music *

what GW really SHOULD do is cross the confusingly similarly named Clan Eshin and Escher Gangs to get stacked rat girls with big hair, they'd sell a b'jillion miniatures

"the aeldari hate him" uh unspecific, aeldari hate everyone. it's very possible they hate Fabius Bile for having bad hair. in a dark universe full of angry bald dudes, angry dudes with beautiful flowing locks, and angry women with pageboy haircuts, he's the only man still rockin' the Ben Franklin

something that kept me mired in self hate for years, and still shows up occasionally, is that it's hard to separate "I hate being me (with my abilities, experiences and wants)" from "I hate being me (stuck living this way while other 'better' people get to have fulfilling comfortable lives)," especially while stressed, and especially since in childhood everything was some huge moral judgment.

So I'm having a very "I hate being me" day.

@eredien Thanks! I am seriously relieved people keep liking the perspective, since that was actually pretty difficult for me.

@LexYeen gives new meaning to "shinji get in the mecha"

from last night since I don’t have anything finished from this morning to share

Watch on YouTube: Doctor Who The Specials

you know, that's a particularly British combination of TV and music I'd never considered

@AliCatAD btw, I can't make this up; Pertwee wrote, and recorded, a poem with the theme as background, but it's just spoken, not sung. genius.com/Jon-pertwee-who-is-

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