Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

consider;

Spongebob Squarepants is a fictional utopia where main characters have enough leisure to play saxophone

Star Trek the Next Generation is a fictional utopia where main characters have enough leisure to play trombone

therefore;

there is a jazz crossover episode

@anthracite I was just thinking of how completely miserable I was but I was sure it was my fault, and everything else was okay.

so I was listening to Danheim and this shitpost fell out...

Ever wonder; if you could get the fantasy of going back in time to meet your younger self, and tell them things were going to turn out OK, that they would have a whole life ahead of them they couldn’t dream of

would they’d look at you blankly and insist things were GREAT for them, where they were?

I’d previously thought my increased frustration with this job stems from how the well off customers and companies here I see as symptoms of the same classist elitist exploitation that created the Trump regime. Now that I have this other example of stuff which truly upsets me since I think that and Trumpism arise from the same rot, I feel that’s definitely part of what’s going on.

A Trader Joe’s frozen meal so small that it’s Authentic Thai Drunken [singular] Noodle

I realized that I was so upset about the “dire wolf” thing because to me it represents everything that sucks about this fucking time period in this fucking country..

@ziphi thanks. It’s upsetting but more so feeling like I’m the only one (to be fair because they pulled so much other horrific crap).

I need to get out of this country

If I’m optimistic and I survive until a 2028 election which the Democrats somehow win

Republicans will be back in charge in 4 to 8 years. This regime will be held up as a standard of when America was strong, brave and happy and it’ll be worse.

I’m middle aged and I do not want to be doing this again when I’m actually old

for breakfast you could have a croque monsieur, a croque madame, or a big bowl of captaine croquer avec les croqbaies

@Tuftears the whole "just carry a LOT of pistols and have them bang into each other and be a pain to carry around" bit or the Three Musketeers thing where you can only get off maybe 2-4 shots before you pretty much need to be a swordsman anyway.

I should probably have drawn more pistols on her.

I realize this one dude over on Bluesky was trying to help by putting it out into the ether to anyone listening, but hearing that my abusers don't deserve to have power over me, when what I or they *deserve* is a mute point and they *had*, currently have, and will always have power over me, really upsets me.

he ordered 50% of the national forests opened to logging

50%

it's lost in the sea of assaults on trans rights, creating a recession with horrible inflation, and people getting shipped to El Salvador, etc, I feel like I'm the only person who feels like this is a loss, a huge amount of harm.

he killed HOW much land which will never be the same?

does anyone else care?

#drawing tonight are just random characters. CW archaic firearms.

*lowers brim of hat, laughs menacingly*

The unwashed pot of crime brews incredibly bitter coffee!

People in 1969 pointing to the Abbey Road cover: look! Paul’s got no shoes! That must mean the REAL Paul is dead and that’s an imposter!

Me, now, pointing to the Abbey Road cover: look at George wearing a denim shirt with his jeans. He’s Jeorge Jarrison!

@ziphi creature standing next to Boba Fett in Jabba's palace, gets 10 seconds of screen time and no lines.

@Kusimanse cannot hear without getting the entire little theme tune. Should I feel bad that the definitive Batman for me is BtAS, not Frank Miller's version, Loeb/Sale's version, or any of the movie versions (other than Mask of the Phantasm)?

I return home laden with treasures that make me ask myself what, exactly, do I consider treasures?

And I realize what I value is motivated by poor person thinking - get this now while it's available, while it's relatively affordable. Unsure if that's a good thing, a bad thing, or it just IS.

intensive coyote training (staying in horse-riding stance while eating small pieces of chicken with hot sauce)