Alejandro Jodorowsky's Dracula
@Oneironott "I don't get the part where Jonathan Harker was actually Dracula's direct male line descendant and thus chosen to bring enlightenment to the entire world, and also I didn't understand the part with the room full of goat carcasses and priests."
@Leucrotta Francis Ford Coppola's Werner Herzog
(spoiler: it's a genre sword and sorcery flick and starts Nic Cage for some reason)
@Leucrotta "Ach. It appears ze Really Rottens haf won again. Zer is no justice in this cosmos. It is round and empty, like the head of Squiddly Diddley."
@Leucrotta ohNO