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Well, hello, screaming young drunkard immediately outside while I'm trying to run an errand in my torn-up stinky apartment! Did you know that I made myself a little pact that I wouldn't eat anybody today, specifically because I wanted so very badly to do so, and I sincerely want to be a good kitty today?

You should know, though: tiger pacts come and go like the breeze. You'd best be moving along before that breeze blows, lean and lumbering little human. You would be so easy to catch, and you've clearly been delivered to me pre-marinated.

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🐯​🐯​🐯​(cw: stripey cartoon violence, virulent hebephobia) 

@zebratron2084 good kitty!

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