aaand then I misunderstood Ikea directions and managed to fix a desk I was assembling partly-backwards at the cost of three screws and swearing like a sailor at Ikea's directions and die-cutting.
And then everything my folks and my teachers said about my intelligence when I couldn't understand tasks I was doing unsupervised, came home to roost.
So now I have two pieces of completed furniture and I'm gonna go to Jack in the Box and get breakfasty stuff.