Um... I'm gonna die.
I looked up our neighborhood on Yelp.
One block to Jamaican food. Ten blocks to legendary local gelato and Italian pastries. SIX Creole cafes within five blocks. Three po' boy restaurants within eight blocks. Two taquerias. One Middle Eastern café. And a pub/arcade.
All four-star or higher. And I had to zoom in TIGHT on our immediate neighborhood... because otherwise the EIGHTY OR SO options here in Mid-City, some of which are world-class dining, overwhelm the closer options.
It was nice knowing y'all. *Martian Nom Corps salute* 🐯