Last night Nick killed his first roach. This morning he made me dispose of it because EW ROACH.

We ended up giving it a jazz funeral, if me singing "Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends" counts as jazz.

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@zebratron2084 @anthracite I uh

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I think you'll be all right down there.

@Leucrotta @anthracite i still feel like somewhere off in the aether archy and mehitabel are silently judging me

granted the little shit had shown no discernible literary talents, a total philistine

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