1) Darkest comedy you've ever liked?
2) Absolute bottom of the barrel least favorite RPG ever?
3) Favorite sauce?
4) Least favorite man-made object that's supposed to be a convenience but isn't?
5) Favorite non-battle historical incident pre-1900?
@zebratron2084 2) Legend of Five Rings. I *vaguely* remember the rules as obtuse. I definitely remember them showing rules creep and favoritism. The setting’s supposed to be “Asian” but don’t hope for wuxia action or Romance of Three Kingdoms epic, since it’s all Sengoku Japan as parsed by an American VtM player. I’ve played this only once and don’t mind never revisiting it.
@zebratron2084 it’s just so bland. There’s all this cool Tenko no Ran history and Edo period stuff is a huge RPG setup, and all they could do with it was... uh, animal named clans where the ninja are obvious the MOST AWESOMCOOLESTNESS and also there are monks cause you gotta have gong fu (but not naginatajitsu like a sohei might use) in an Asian game, and Vecnasauron is walled off in the south somewhere.
@zebratron2084 I actually don’t mind TTRPGS being slightly appropriative (it beats telling only really derived Western European stories), but I mean, if I show up to a theoretically Pan-Asian actually Japanese flavored game, I want the feel of all the jidaigeki I liked, not just vaguely VtM intrigue and tromping around in full armor ala D&D, but also ninja.