I mean look at Elon Musk. Army of fanboys, has smarter people than him building spacecraft, can’t even be arsed to set up in a skull shaped dormant volcano. Bogus.

@Leucrotta I am horrified to be subtooted in this fashion!

(No, I'm not. 😺​ And you're dead right, Elon Musk is the WORST supervillain... Why can't Earth-Prime have ANYTHING cool?!? Even our evil isn't cool!)

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@zebratron2084 I disagree. Jeff Bezos is the worst supervillain. I mean yeah he does have a cleanly shaven head, so he’s got that, but where’s the cloak? The flying helicarrier? Where’s the monorail? Does that asswipe even *own* a cat? Nooooo, he’s to busy owning all the San Juans and none of them even look vaguely like a skull. At least some cops have the villainous honesty to get deaths head tattoos. *koff koff *

@zebratron2084 oh gah I just rethought this, you know who’s the crappiest supervillain right now? Zuckerberg. Dude could recline in a mammoth skull throne wearing a silver lame jumpsuit and slowly petting a cat - not that he’ll even try - and he’d still look just vaguely uncomfortable.

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