A Queen's checklist
Because @mawr asked me to, here is the things I need to feel like a Queen:
1: Beautiful wardrobe
2: (body image issues go here)
3: Legion of cuties to serve all my needs
4: Power to remove any annoyances using whatever means I feel necessary depending only on my whim.
5: Something shiny (crown, tiara, or circlet, not mere hats!) to wear on my head so all you fuckers remember whomst is in charge :)
6: A population of good people to protect and serve.
re: A Queen's checklist
@kelseyhusky @mawr re 5) seeing as how you're also a robot what you need as a crown is some retro-90s mass of screens and cables suspended from the ceiling, and plugged into some of the I/O ports, like it's a RIFTS splatbook cover or something. That'd look ace.
re: A Queen's checklist
@Leucrotta @mawr I keep that one I the throne room. It's much too big to fit through the doors of my nail salon.