re: crass, filk, sex/BDSM references
Well he slept with the goblins!
He buggered a troll!
He tongued Gollum's precious
A magic ring he stole!
He was knotted by wolves!
Rimmed in the forest!
Frotted with the cutest of the elf-king's twinks!
re: crass, filk, sex/BDSM references
now he's back on his bullshit
and he's back in the Shire
that brave little hobbit who we all desire
re: crass, filk, sex/BDSM references
@Leucrotta of my goddddds.