crass, filk, sex/BDSM references 

now hobbits are cautious folks y'know
they always carry condoms and they take things slow
they always set safewords and plan out their scenes
and they always take care to have their partners screened
BUT ONE DAY Bilbo was asked to go
on a great adventure to the caves below
to help some dwarves relieve their lusts
and to get it on with dragons with gigantic busts

re: crass, filk, sex/BDSM references 

Well he slept with the goblins!
He buggered a troll!
He tongued Gollum's precious
A magic ring he stole!
He was knotted by wolves!
Rimmed in the forest!
Frotted with the cutest of the elf-king's twinks!

re: crass, filk, sex/BDSM references 

@Leucrotta of my goddddds.

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re: crass, filk, sex/BDSM references 

@jacel

now he's back on his bullshit
and he's back in the Shire
that brave little hobbit who we all desire

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