okay, so Hugo Weaving is playing Jack Nicholson in this film.
Coming around for a 049. Where's Niobe's hovercraft? Oh. I see it. Looks like someone bagged one of Ripley's bad guys.
wow. So they got Ian Bliss to play Hugo Weaving who's playing Jack Nicholson. It's arched eyebrows all the way down.
Meanwhile, back in Starship Troopers, it's time for an inspiring speech! A day in the Corps is like a day on the farm! Every meal's a fortune! You smash the entire area, you kill everything that has more than two legs, you get me?
Whoa they mixed the Millenium Falcon ball turret sequence and the Aliens power loader sequence!
Currently, part of my brain is screaming about how the APUs are in a fairly close line with no reserves and my inner 10 year old is screaming at me to shut up because this is awesome.
"Welcome to Smith World, Mister Anderson. It's a land of slow, very carefully enunciated diction where everyone has arched eyebrows. You can get pop and a hot dog at The Smith Shack, ride Smith Mountain and get your photograph taken with any of the many Agents Smith here!"
but naw, they have a huge kung fu fight instead.
omg it's a Dark Knight Returns tribute or something. I forgot they had a Dark Knight Returns part. This isn't a big muddy hole in the ground, this is a comic I've read before.
"Although only the human mind could create something as insipid as love. Why why why Mister Anderson, why do you persist?" And then Neo wrapped arms around Smith, their lips touching carefully in the rain, and finally Smith knew why he'd been fighting this hard all along.
See, I can tell these guys are heroes because they have no helmets, really angry expressions and are discharging storm bolters in no particular direction.
"You were always an asshole Gorman." DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
I think I may quit soon, this is a really long 2+ hour movie.