wow. So they got Ian Bliss to play Hugo Weaving who's playing Jack Nicholson. It's arched eyebrows all the way down.
Meanwhile, back in Starship Troopers, it's time for an inspiring speech! A day in the Corps is like a day on the farm! Every meal's a fortune! You smash the entire area, you kill everything that has more than two legs, you get me?
See, I can tell these guys are heroes because they have no helmets, really angry expressions and are discharging storm bolters in no particular direction.
"You were always an asshole Gorman." DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
I think I may quit soon, this is a really long 2+ hour movie.
"Welcome to Smith World, Mister Anderson. It's a land of slow, very carefully enunciated diction where everyone has arched eyebrows. You can get pop and a hot dog at The Smith Shack, ride Smith Mountain and get your photograph taken with any of the many Agents Smith here!"
but naw, they have a huge kung fu fight instead.