oh the year was 1778 (how i wish i was in sherbrooke now)
when a letter of marque came from the king
to the sluttiest vessel i'd ever seen
@typhlosion DAMN THEM ALL I WAS TOLD
WE’D ALL EAT ASS FOR AMERICAN GOLD
WE’D SUCK NO COCKS AND CRY NO TEARS
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