have you ever noticed how most fantasy/DnD evil organizations are hand, skull or eye themed? you could try something novel like The Brotherhood of the Crystal Kidneys, or The Crimson Elbows with their distinctive secret assassin cabal salute

@Yotenotes @Leucrotta the Red Knee Gang. (They ride bikes and all carry bandages for when someone inevitably hits the pavement.)
(...wait that's not particularly evil.)

@Yotenotes @Leucrotta "Why don't you, y'know, wear knee pads?" "We're a BAND OF EVIL, we can't be seen wearing /safety gear!/"

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@frost @Yotenotes the sworn enemies of Those Cousins Kyuss Is No Longer Talking To After that Argument During Irene's Wedding

@Leucrotta @Yotenotes hee! (..is there some context/reference I'm missing? Not sure if those are names we should know, or just made-up on the spot.)

@frost @Yotenotes Kyuss shows up in D&D lore; he's a minor deity who in life nearly took over the world with his Children, unusually horrific undead who originally showed up in the Fiend Folio in the 80s. The band Kyuss, a big favorite of mine, is named after the horrific undead but outside of band members playing D&D it's completely unrelated.

The rest of the comment is just how people can get into screaming arguments during weddings and how my relatives are really GOOD at snubbing each other.

@Leucrotta Also, yeesh. I think the only big snub we're aware of in our family was our parents moving to an entirely different state to get away from the weird transactional socially-required Christmas culture on our mom's side... which I guess is a pretty big one.

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