@Leucrotta The Dark Spleen.
@frost @Leucrotta Pinky Toe of Terror
@Yotenotes @Leucrotta the Red Knee Gang. (They ride bikes and all carry bandages for when someone inevitably hits the pavement.)
(...wait that's not particularly evil.)
@Yotenotes @Leucrotta "Why don't you, y'know, wear knee pads?" "We're a BAND OF EVIL, we can't be seen wearing /safety gear!/"
@frost @Yotenotes the sworn enemies of Those Cousins Kyuss Is No Longer Talking To After that Argument During Irene's Wedding
@frost @Yotenotes Kyuss shows up in D&D lore; he's a minor deity who in life nearly took over the world with his Children, unusually horrific undead who originally showed up in the Fiend Folio in the 80s. The band Kyuss, a big favorite of mine, is named after the horrific undead but outside of band members playing D&D it's completely unrelated.
The rest of the comment is just how people can get into screaming arguments during weddings and how my relatives are really GOOD at snubbing each other.
@Leucrotta Also, yeesh. I think the only big snub we're aware of in our family was our parents moving to an entirely different state to get away from the weird transactional socially-required Christmas culture on our mom's side... which I guess is a pretty big one.
@Leucrotta @Yotenotes Ohhh! Huh. (That is a lot of context!)