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DYSCALCULA: severely impacts your ability to process numbers and mathematics

DYSCALIGULA: severely impacts your ability to be proclaimed a deity and appoint your horse to the Senate. Typically includes being assassinated by the Praetorian Guard

@Leucrotta DYSCHOCULA: severely impacts your ability to drain the blood out of... chocolate? Or something?

@zebratron2084 I've never been able to figure out what Count Chocula's deal is.

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DYSDRACULA: severely impacts your ability to turn into mist, hypnotize people, and be stabbed in the heart with a wooden stake

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