DYSCALCULA: severely impacts your ability to process numbers and mathematics
DYSCALIGULA: severely impacts your ability to be proclaimed a deity and appoint your horse to the Senate. Typically includes being assassinated by the Praetorian Guard
@zebratron2084 I've never been able to figure out what Count Chocula's deal is.
@Leucrotta DYSCHOCULA: severely impacts your ability to drain the blood out of... chocolate? Or something?