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okay so; the Little Old Lady from Pasadena is about an older woman who wins drag races against smaller cars

Pasadena is the home of the JPL

THEREFORE she's either developed or swiped rockets from work and BOLTED THEM TO THE CHASSIS, and that's why she's so fast.

@Leucrotta See, i just took it to mean she was a total gearhead, did all the work herself, and then outran the cops just to impress her girlfriend of 33 years. they'd been together since highschool.

@kelseyhusky wait, that doesn't preclude bolting rockets to things...

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