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Images, fantasy creatures, undead, eye contact 

this morning, fight between human with jian and some sorta orc/ogre/etc with lian dao, and three undead (spiked zombie, stitched flesh familiar, exploding skeleton).

There’s also a sequence where apparently they get robo-baked, they face an angry toastertron which honestly doesn’t do much, and there’s comic relief with a robot spider for some reason. This movie answers the important question, “what if we got real baked, watched a batch of Gwar videos, and decided to make a movie?”

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Robots don’t work that way, magnetism doesn’t work that way, coherent stories don’t work that way. Also; this would have been the best movie ever made when I was 10.

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The fuck, that’s the antivirus? What did they program it in, COBOL? But now Betacron has gone to hang out in the clouds with Mufasa or something

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Dude everyone ELSE gets gunk from the thrift store glued all over them but not Rhea, that’s sexist! But hey sexy Gonk Droid!

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Making this movie must’ve required spending at LEAST as much on silver spray paint and gunk from the thrift store as they did on weed

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Image, fantasy creatures, eye contact 

this morning, some evildoers! Demonic graft wizard, paladin of tyranny, halfling master thief, werewolf priest of Malar.

Images, fantasy creatures, graphic violence, dead bodies, non graphic nudity 

Rough looser tonight; a gloom stalker ranger from 5e D&D ambushes orcs or possibly hobgoblins, a harengon monster hunter ranger sketch and also attacking a giant, and a tiefling warlock meets her patron in a nightmare.

today, a Path of the Zealot barbarian and a College of Glamour bard from 5e.

Image, fantasy humanoids, undead 

today, half orc barbarian and drow wizard face a very mammalian looking dragon skeleton. Trying the Ryan Ottley cartoony eyes thing again!

Food photo, organ meat 

Attempt to make tripe like I’d get at dim sum! Looks and tastes about right (needs less chili oil and more ginger). I get the feeling it’s a lot more worth the effort to cook in big batches at restaurants.

Images, fantasy creatures, eye contact 

Last night’s , a green dragon on a fallen tree and a page with a metallic dragon of some sort, dragon heads and a half orc vampire (I figure his walking stick is a warhammer and vice versa, like for nobles in the Kingdom of Poland).

Dude! THIS CAT LET ME PET THEM! Seriously they’re more relaxed than me. 💙💙💙💙

Image, fantasy creatures, eye contact 

catfolk/tabaxi ranger and rogue, gnome wizard.

Image, fantasy creatures, eye contact 

jackal anthros of some sort (tribal spearsman, wizard, and some portraits) from yesterday.

Photos, includes animal remains 

It is, sadly, being a day. Here are photos from Saturday’s visit to Camano Island/Cama Beach parks

, trying to figure out anthros again or still. Fox of some sort, eye contact, technically naked but SFW.

image, fantasy creatures, violence, eye contact 

Fire giant wielding two axes attacks a spear-wielding Norseman.

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