Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

The second richest man on earth. A lady who could be wholeheartedly loved worldwide thanks to her bestselling books. An rich scam artist responsible for thousands of deaths. And many others. And yet the people they go after are always tiny minorities with next to no money. (Which minority seems to be interchangeable.) If you don’t say anything the stream of antisemitism, anti-Blackness, homophobia and transphobia becomes a torrent.

At this rate I’m going to become a font of optimism and positivity not because I actually AM Suzy Sunshine over here, but because anything negative has already been said repeatedly, frequently by way more eloquent than me, and yet it won’t change a damn thing.

@mawr Relatable

Idk maybe I should learn Spanish to get in touch with my heritage as well as because it’s basically the third most useful language in the world.

@pandora_parrot it’s about a week, it’s basically your birthday! Happy 42nd!

the same way “Benedict Cumberbatch,” sounds like someone from the 1820s, “Gilbert Godfrey” sounds like someone from the 1200s-1300s. “Then Sir Gilbert Godfrey rallied his Burgundians and they quickly overwhelmed the Taborite defenders.”

Hot Star Wars sequel take, except I’ve said this before so it isn’t; I wish they’d left my childhood heroes their happy ending and leapt forward 200-500 years.

My original thought was the Jedi are now the dogmatic Force Sensitive guardians of the corrupt Skywalker Imperial line ruling from a lushly terraformed Tatooine, when an evil from the original trilogy past re-emerges to threaten all.

oh honey you know that you can (and will) lick my doo
oh honey you know that you can (and will) lick my big fat dooooooo
*smooths hand over pompadour*

holy shit "No Quarter" may be becoming my favorite song of all time

so I need to listen to "Whitewater" again just to be sure

o sunshine your loving beauty pass me by
should I waste my time
in your valley, beneath your sky?
aaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaa I am home

black dog is awesome but I'm in way more of a battle of evermore sort of mood

I'm waiting for the angels of Avalon
waiting for the eastern blow

i will not fear, fear is the mind killer only the very strong ones travel this deep, Diane

#Usul #HasCalledABigOne #Again #ItIsTheLegend

two thumpers are planted. the worm may not surface for the first, he will rise for the second. but remember, when the worm approaches you must be utterly still and close enough to plant the hook firmly under a ring segment. the wom will turn to lift this exposed area as far from the abrasive sand as possible and it will take you with it to the top. fo not get too close, as he approaches the sand will engulf you. wait till the head of the worm passes then go, quickly. #mmmm #ShaiHulud

combining movies with Jennifer Connelly and a Trevor Jones soundtrack to get

"Don't go that way! *Never* go that way... If she'd gone that way she'd have gone right to Shell Beach!"

Labryrinth, or "oWo Notices Your Buldge the Motion Picture"

when you were here before
couldn't look you in the eye
you made me want danish
or maybe some pie
or eggs over easy
with crispy fried browns
I'm thinking of breakfast
I want some breakfast
*waves lighter in air*
BUT I'M STILL ON SHIFT
I'M SO HUNGRY
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIN' HERE
I DON'T BELONG HERE

I don't care if it hurts
I wanna have control
Or biscuits with gravy
Or a cinnamon roll

@LexYeen I mean I always parsed the original trilogy -especially after the prequels! - as the Jedi not actually being the good guys. A Greek tragedy where their inherent dogmatism and sterility set up Anakin until you’ve got Luke who hit some sort of middle path between completely ruled by emotion and blindly denying it. A new future. And then of course canon was naw fuck that.

Ravenloft campaign only you’re actually using Vampire the Dark Ages rules to portray Licks jockeying for ultimate power over Barovia’s undead

I’m now realizing that this unusually ugly bit of racism I grew up around? was basically a horrible bit of classism *phrased* as a race thing, just a really classic example of what King talks about at the beginning of “How Long Not Long,” with rich fucks being able to completely sabotage unity among poor people.

Between the cold, the dark and the missed sleep I really want a nap.

Literally decades after I first thought, “I can’t afford commissions so I’ll learn to draw,” I am once again wishing I could get art of myself as a pretty fox- or coyote-girl.