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@LexYeen I’m now trying to make this work and can’t since I’m not a big enough DBZ fan (remember I’m ancient enough to make dumb jokes about Frazetta art).

Frank Frazetta™️’s DEATH DEALER™️!

Yes, come right on down to Frank Frazetta’s DEATH DEALERSHIP, here off the 23 exit on Buford Highway!

*slaps side of 18 hh snorting cold blood warhorse with glowing red eyes*
“This baby can fit so much DEATH in it!”

re: Dental stuff 

@arakin Yikes, that's a pain I really hope things turn out okay!

coyote sing along hour, all caps, stoner rock 

DEEP DOWN EVIL HOLE
DOWN IN UNBEARABLE COLD
GREAT BIG LUMINOUS EYE
LOOKS INTO YOUR MIND
WHAT WILL IT FIND?

coyote sing along hour, all caps, metal!!1! 

IN HIS LANDS HIS HONOUR INCREASED
BUT TO HIM AND HIS FOES HE'S ONLY A BEAST
HE WAS
SKULL SEEKER!
HE WAS
SKULL SEEKER! TAKING YOUR LIFE!

coyote sing along hour, all caps, REH problematic stories 

WITCH OF THE WASTES DANCING ON SNOWS
LORD OF THE GALLOWS TAKES WHAT HE'S OWED
A WHISP OF GOSSAMER IS ALL THAT REMAAAAAAINS

coyote sing along hour, Aberdeen's national anthem 

leave the check before you're through
I've got nothing left to prove
if I die before I wake, hope I don't come back again

Food photo 

Dinner tonight, guy lon and grilled pork chops

so accustomed to the sample in Infected Mushroom's "Disco Mushroom" that I'm faintly surprised when "The Wedding" from "Excalibur" doesn't include the beat drop

@fairydoctor420 no, late Republic/early Imperial Roman standard bearers and musicians were usually distinguished by animal pelts (often wolf as tribute to Rome’s origins) and, curiously, scale armor despite nicer alternatives.

A friend has been feeling really good about trying out this wolf hood, which lets them still feel lupine without the restrictions of a fursuit BUT I fess up to being nerdy enough that I want to see the hood over an Imperial Gallic helmet and lorica squamata.

Really want to tell a senior citizen to shut the fuck up because he doesn’t know as much as he thinks he does, which is to say he’s an expert on absolutely everything, and I’m really tired of hearing it. This would accomplish nothing except getting me fired though. One more adult who’s officially better than me and who I can’t say anything about. You’re nothing new to me, sir.

Also unfollowed someone who made me feel lesser. I mean they posted some great stuff and they probably didn’t do this intentionally but I came away with the impression that I’m never going to be something they like and I don’t need that as a thing to feel bad about.

Yep. Along with the urge to beat myself up while feeling trapped, stuck and treading water, there’s the spike of sheer rage. But I don’t need to do anything. Christian antisemites do Christian antisemitism, it’s like gentrification or commuting, it‘s never gonna change.

I hate how when I’m stuck in one place my brain tries to find stuff to feel bad about, as this bad combination of finding something to do and years of being abused.

Two weeks ago I’d be invoicing customers about this time of day, but instead rn I’m dealing with feelings of being a shitty artist who will never be a pretty girl.

“Conan what is best in life?”
“I like it venn da pastrami is just so vith kraut ahnd sviss ahnd just a little Russian dressing also actual rye bread not some little seeds here and dere.”
“That is best!”
“Also ahnd they give you Kartoffelsalat.”

need a nap, weird kink, or what would be best is running around in the woods while it’s sunny uWu

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