Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

@frostwolf charoset, charset, chargen. These are for some reason unrelated.

My next D&D character will be a swashbuckling French tortle on a mission from the Cardinal himself, or in other words; a Mazarin torte.

Is it irreverent to think that charoset is probably awesome when you’re baked?

Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Have some flower photos. Waiting.

Waiting. Waiting. Waiting.

@Oneironott that sounds real nice tbh

@matoakit house rule stuff with being able to access vast microrhizal networks and having animal and plant characteristics, weird high level immortality where what you think is the character is just their fruiting body and they’ll come back in days or weeks etc.

Circle of Spores druid turns out to do damage with spores and is not the peacenik psilocybin fueled subclass I was hoping for. There go my dreams of including the Holy Hacky Sack in my D&D games.

@electrickeet thanks and yeah hopefully!

okay, *here's* the stress fueled crying jag. Was wondering when that was gonna show up. Gonna listen to "Bron Y Aur" and "That's the Way" and lean into it a little, as long as I have a little time before I have to head north.

A thing I've always wondered about AD&D;

"Accidental Death and Dismemberment" insurance. I'm curious whether a former actuary turned game designer decided this was a hilarious acronym for the variation of his game he wanted to push, and which featured a fair amount of accidental death and dismemberment.

@emmah must've opened the door for Elijah and they wandered in.​

@frostwolf It's amazing how fast people get rid of employees they want to get rid of.

Well, they fired me. Thankfully, they didn’t yell like I was afraid of. so now I just need to get through Seder at my parents’, then I can start working on whatever comes next.

@frostwolf wait wait wait combined with your last post I get “my fursona is made of raisins dates and pecans.”

Jimmy Olson sobbing as he sees a full page ad where Supes endorses a new food processor as “Superman’s Pal!”

Let’s see, I could wait for my coworker to show up and nag me, I’m looking forward to having an absolutely grim Seder, and I have thumbnails of shit like Monster Hunter Rangers and warlocks making pacts which I could work up, guess which is most appealing.

HOT D&D TAKE: the best D&D villain is actually Manshoon because it’s fun to say. Try it with me! ManSHOOOOOOn!

… it’s a cheap joke but someone had to use it.