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*sings along with the Lawrence of Arabia theme*
DESERT!
Yes we’re in the DESERT!
Yes we’re in the DESERT DESERT DESERT!

Crab Louie, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship. *wolfs down salad*

Woe. Is. Me? Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and it’s only Thursday morning. Compared to my life, Eleanor Rigby was a gay mad whirl. Noothing ever happens to me.

okay I did job hunt stuff today OTHER than an in person and a Teams interview so fuck it I'm calling it for the day and taking a nap

re: slightly creepy; uncaptioned image (will add alt text later) 

@wolfe a city with a history of hundreds of years with people dumping random gunk on the street

always applicable

Landlord Is a Wanker youtu.be/UtChTq2trdU via @YouTube

Dead Kennedys - Let's Lynch The Landlord youtu.be/aCiYmCVikjo via @YouTube

The Coup - The Guillotine youtu.be/U7DtaCt18mI via @YouTube

more coyote sing along hour 

although you try to discredit
you'll still never edit
the needle I'll thread it
radically poetic
standing with the fury they had in 66
and like E double I'm Mad still knee deep in the system's shit
Hoover!
he was a body remover!
I'll give you a dose but it can never come close to the rage built up inside of me
fist in the air in the land of hyprocisy
movements come and movements go
leaders speak movements cease when their heads are flown
cause all these punks got bullets in their heads
department of police (what) the judges (what) the feds

"Empire had a better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a buncha muppets!"

coyote sing along hour 

you'll wind up in some factory that's full-time filth, and nowhere else to go
walk into an empty house, sit around all by yourself
though it might sound strange, I believe you'll be comin' back before too long
don't go back to Rockville
don't go back to Rockville
don't go back to Rockville
and waste another year
at night I drink myself to sleep and pretend I don't care that you're not here with me.

uspol adjacent rant 

"the greatest scam ever written - how a Montreal copywriter swindled victims out of $200 million by pretending to be a legendary psychic"

that's nothing, federal minimum wage adjusted for inflation is somewhere $8-12/h instead of the $7.25/h it is now. Assuming $10-$7 as a rough guestimate, $200 mil is 66666667 hours underpaid. There are about 1.6 million minimum wage workers in the USA - so that's about 42 hours per min wage worker, around a week or so of work. And that's just this year. And that's only some of the fiscal harm done by or in the wake of Reaganomics.

It's disheartening just how many job things I get which are some sort of senior citizen center (I am not up for that) and Amazon's always hiring warehouse people.

also if your office assistant job requires being able to reach heavy objects down from shelves while providing up front customer service that... isn't an office job.

Idk, it's really easy to spiral from here into self hate about how I was too fucking stupid to become a programmer

so if you get it on with the Hamburger Helper mascot is that technically oral or a hand job

current mood going WHOA all during "Mona Lisa Overdrive" and "Burly Brawl"

"duuuude, you told me to like, stay off the freeway. You told me it was like, way too gnarly."
"Then let us hope..." *chk* "that was completely bogus, duuuude."

@obscurestar Wait, I thought you knew about HeLa cells - we actually knew about this in the 90s, when nobody actually said stuff like "hey, this is a holdover of past racism."

@mynameistillian This. In a nicer world "adult cartoon" means something like what I've heard and seen of Genndy Tartakovsky's "Primal" - there's plot, character development, blood, and people die. But we aren't living in a nicer world and we get cartoons I won't watch, which is like saying "doughnuts I just won't eat."

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@owashii@plush.city @Bwee Adding to thread;

At one point at Pantheacon years ago I was miserable. Everyone else there was so spiritual and hot and whatever, here I was just... me.

I ran into my friend, and she convinced me to go to a guided meditation session with her, which helped. Afterwards we're talking and it turns out while I was visiting Shambala, she was desperately trying to hold in a fart, lest she let a particularly foul one rip, set me off into uncontrollable hideous laughter, and get us both kicked out.

She was right about this; I can't even tell the story without busting up. I could *not* stop laughing immediately afterwards. I also drew the attached.

"Things you should never do with your money according to experts" I dunno, have a big moneyfuck like in "Danger Diabolik"?

@robinhood this is such a touching thing to say I just don't have the heart to make the inevitable wisecrack about Ohio.

today, revision of June drawing of a Neanderthal with his spirit hawk and an Uldra facing a real angry yeti; and a plate armored adventurer defends against a rakshasa while a rakshasi looks on.

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