Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

@frost "Fly you fools. Fly."

* he is promptly interrupted by Wile E Coyote, strapped to the back of a comically oversized firework *

GANDALF: Fly you fools, fly.

[GANDALF DOESN'T]
[SAD HOBBIT MUSIC]

But in their rage, the gods forgot the Spam in the frying pan, and those who found it were men. Not gods, not giants, but men.

The secret of Spam has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its mystery meat, Conan. This you can trust.

Are there actually cis men who LIKE being male and actively identify with it rather than it just being another thing they’re stuck with like rent or insurance being shit? Asking for a friend.

@StormyDragon sounds good. Actually, Seattle is kind of a shit pit.

The usual; I WANT to go home, sit in the dark online, and see if my debit card is finally here. However I also know that even though I want to far less right now, if I make myself start drawing, it’ll probably help me feel far better.

ME: The Hanging Garden is about losing both biodiversity and animist traditions
ROBERT SMITH: it’s about animals fucking or something innit?

ME: Lullabye is about child sexual abuse
SMITH: my uncle used to tell us stories about a spider man what ate children

ME: A Forest is about werewolves
SMITH: look m8 what’s wrong with you, it’s about being lost in a forest

@erin_kitsune I do actually. *hugs*

Subskeet; get a colonoscopy with WHAT MONEY? Even if I HAD insurance my experience is insurers figure out a way to duck out of paying. No, I’m still stuck with my old plan; if I have cancer it’ll metastasize, and finally, FINALLY I’ll get to die.

I should sell my partial suit, preferably to someone with good uncorrected vision or who wears contacts!

@ziphi * suddenly blurts out “And he isn’t even the bravest little hobbit of them all, that’s probably Sam!” *

My hopes feel less and less achievable and my fears seem closer and closer.

“WHEN FUNGI AND ARTHROPODS RULED THE EARTH”

WELCOME… TO THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THIS PLANET PARK!

* soaring John Williams, etc etc*

@chimerror and you speak German anyway so it’s a short hop over to Swedish, blau => bla Hai=> haj

Forget actually eating these cookies, I’m just gonna crack the wrapper and get a huge sugar buzz from the fumes. The Spice is in everything, changing my consciousness, whooooa.

@krinndnz well not poison but I think Cranberry Mountain Dew or something.

@krinndnz to be fair, “this tastes really horrible” did get me to try some not that long ago

Sadly Devil’s Night is Monday, but I *probably* can’t get people interested in getting together to watch The Crow and eat hot dogs anyway.

@Bwee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa