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*cranks the Van Helsing soundtrack*

BUAHAHA! THREE! Three creppy storylines in the same film!

@frost That's okay, they won't help therians either!

uspol related opinion 

hot take about stuff I admittedly heard second hand.

A 10K fine (crippling for us hoi polloi, but not for Trump) IS a slap on the wrist, but I feel it's necessary to establish precedent, that any further penalties aren't coming out of nowhere, ESPECIALLY in the face of how Trump spins narratives.

It's been literally over a decade and the nearly-cut-one-loudly-during-meditation STILL makes me laugh. Immediately afterwards I drew up this comic, which is still funny to me.

re: product that looks like a sex toy 

@rey oh gah reading the background stories reminds me of the group journeywork story where my friend spent the entire meditation story desperately trying not to cut a big beefy one because she KNEW that as soon as she did I'd start laughing and they'd kick us both out.

@rey I've read it. It's very Victorian serialized fiction in that yeah, there's this BIG EPIC DEEP BACKGROUND STORY but there are all these tangents. Like there's a chapter about lodging houses in Nantucket, or chasing some completely other whales.

bleah, sound cut out on me mid-Metallica album and therefore I don't know if this is my laptop getting on in years or YouTube trying to ensure I see their ads.

WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO APPLY and I'm this close to listing I like things like having a roof over my head, food in my belly, and not freezing during winter months.

METALLICA: Sad But True is about how existing perceptions and biases are comfortingly familiar, but they're a dead end keeping you unhappy

ME: Sad But True is about jumping across the chasm of astral space onto an opposing astral skiff and scything thru the githyanki with a +3 weapon (+5 vs Cold)

the next step in the whole over the top wealthy nerd thing where they have an entire room for D&D and the entire dungeon laid out in Dwarven Forge tiles is to actually hire Metallica to play live during the game

oh that's RIGHT! I'm listening to Metallica, so as is tradition;

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dude. I think Rolladie.net is kinda messed up or something, no way would I ever roll a character with stats this good.

the only reason "Wherever I May Roam" isn't the best song on the black album is there's a werewolf song, and I really wish *that* had been the Metallica that The Hu covered

song lyrics in all caps 

raising my shoulders, crinkling my nose and sticking my tongue out a little during "Of Wolf and Man"

I FEEL A CHANGE BACK TO A BETTER DAY
HAIR STANDS ON THE BACK OF MY NECK
IN WILDNESS IS THE PRESERVATION OF THE WORLD
AND A QUESTION HANGS HEAVY IN THE AIR

coyote sing along hour 

Jesse got trapped in a coal mine
never did marry his girl
there ain't no air and there ain't no light
and there ain't no way to make it out alive
his weddin' was planned for the fifth of July
- but Jesse got trapped in a coal mine.

I dunno, maybe tonight would be a good time to have a half edible, and sit around naked listening to All Them Witches and The Sword.

@LexYeen @robinhood you could probably sell tons of these if you filled them with cheese

@rkniner inflation meet up, and it's a mix of tech savvy furry types and economists

vivid dreams all with a little bit of sourness to them 

- one of them had a short trip to an Amazon warehouse, one of them my parents were moving and had one of my Dad's old work friends over but she was so loud I didn't want to be around her and I hung out in my room playing a music video about Halloween (started with this cute rolling pumpkin shedding little magic sparkles while rolling around and booping this puppy's nose, and then it went some variety of incredibly dark, and the end of the video was two cute animals nosing each other and rolling around on the floor - this was one of those dreams where I remembered music for a little after I woke up, but I can never remember it long enough to write down). By the time I felt like I could go out to the main area it was mostly vacuumed and everything was boxed up so they could move, and my room was still this disorganized mess I hadn't started on.

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Don’t tell funny jokes to Optimus Prime.
They’ll put you on trial for Vehicular Man’s Laughter.

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