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oh wow oh wow check it out Queens of the Stone Age covered one of my favoritest Waits songs EVER

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

AH KNOW KARATE VOODOO TOO
AH'M GONNA MAKE MAHSELF AVAILABLE TO YOU
I DON'T NEED NO MAKEUP AH GOT REAL SCARS
AH GOT HAIR ON MAH CHEST
AH LOOK GOOD WITHOUT A SHIRT
AH'M GONNA DRIVE ALL NIGHT, GET SOME SPEED
GONNA WAIT FOR THE SUN TO SHINE DOWN ON ME
AH CUT A HOLE IN MAH ROOF TH' SHAPE OF A HEART
AND AH'M GOIN' OUT WEST WHERE THEY APPRECIATE ME

coyote sing along lyrics, shouting, weird noises 

would you believe me when i tell you
you're the queen of my heart?
please don't deceive me when I hurt you
it's just not the way it seems
can't you feel my love buzz
can't you feel my love buzz
can't you feel my love buzz
can't you feel my love BUUUUUZZZZZ!

wah wha!
WAH WAH!
WAAAAUGH WAAAAUGH!

see I feel that most songs really benefit from a weird noise, like the WHOOO WHOOO WHOOO in "Cheap Sunglasses," the BOINGGG!s in "The Guns of Brixton" or the "WHAAAO!" in Bananarama's "Venus."

@LexYeen writing out stuff and deleting it does help, but what *should* be days worth of feeling better from doing that has of late become hours if I'm lucky. Bleaaagh!

this is a really good cover of "Cheap Sunglasses" but let's face it what really makes the original is the WHOOOA WHOOOA WHOOOA noise

The other from tonight, completely different tone since I was feeling a little less grimdark.

"I am the god of Hellfire! And I bring you..."
"fire?"
"honestly, we do that all the time. How about;

GARLIC!
TO SEASON YOUR FOOD!
GARLIC!
ALWAYS IMPROVES THE MOOD!
* massive rock organ *
* jogging in place *

Separating tonight’s because they’re so thematically different I can’t imagine everyone would favorite both. Here’s one…

the Beach Boys with their hit songs "Fun, Fun, Fun," "Girls, Girls, Girls," and "Cars, Cars, Cars."

hey I wonder if spiced cider tastes better when I'm baked.

@LexYeen you know, given that this comment came through RIGHT in the middle of me writing a pissy rant about a completely other person, "take the half edible" sounds better and better.

@LexYeen Nope, the rant was thanks mostly to this thing elsewhere about "okay, you say trans people are safe with you, but do you actually mean all trans folks or just some officially okay variety?" Currently feeling very much that gender is so completely artificial, you could define me as whatever gender without needing to change anything about my penis, androgens, body hair I fucking hate, dress preferences etc.

Otherwise today's been so good I'm pondering a half-edible.

Seriously if your gender isn’t “charging/increasing my rent,” “pushing your religion down my craw,” “insurance provider” etc then by definition I’m pretty okay with it and given that I’m not entirely sure what *my* gender is, I don’t really have a place to judge now do I?

@LexYeen please DO take my gender, I’ve no fucking interest in being gendered anymore.

Being optimistic and naive isn't really an option any more, but I need to remember there *does* exist an alternative to becoming bitter, angry, and kinda racist tbh;

that is that I don't know everything going on or how it will play out, and it'd be a mistake to just cling onto *any* one viewpoint.

Thank you, KEXP for throwing it in my face again

Oh yeah, these old Dragon magazines mention comeliness scores! Let’s let a modified dice roll tell you how good looking or ugly your PC is! This makes AD&D’s weird armor class look like a great idea.

It’s Don’t Snap at Your Allies Hour again! Mixed with a not great family visit. Пиздец!

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