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food tangent.

THE simplest Chinese cooking is literally awesomesauce; heat some oil. Add in chopped up ginger and garlic, let it cool down, add salt.

I first had this with Hainan style chicken but the soy sauce chicken from Asian Family Food Center came with a little thing of the stuff! FSCK yeah!

yknow, I appreciate y'all sending me all this promotional material, but what would really help me vote is if you sent me a ballot.

Man you know what I should draw? FAT FETISH ART. That way I can practice thinking through how bigger bodies move and are put together ‘cause I never do that and really should, and then I’d get several dozen more followers to disappoint when I forget to ever draw in that direction again.

@Ylfingr this is a real specific lake in Seattle proper, it looks a little like this;

The phrases “mind horse” and “mind palace” suggest “mucking out my MIND STABLES” as a euphemism for skipping out on responsible adulthood to eat cake and read or something.

@Ylfingr naw, I’m walking by Green Lake and still need to eat breakfast and nap too, I got a thing to go to in 6 hours. Thanks for the offer though?

@rey ghooooooost turkeys

Floating above the ground cause someone ate the turkey legs

Whooooooo

re: Opinion about online atheism, includes slurs 

@Ylfingr that’s the thing, atheism is I feel an inspiring and optimistic take, and giving people (on Bluesky actually) benefit of the doubt they’re NOT being toxic about it… but there’s been so much toxic discussion it’s hard NOT to feel I’m being subjected to it again.

Opinion about online atheism, includes slurs 

Problem is, whenever I hear anyone go off about religion being this terrible unnecessary burden, I don’t hear f’rex “what we know for sure is we’re here now and it’d be terrible to make things worse,” I hear “you silly kikes and ragheads clearly lack the wisdom of us Western Europeans and should abandon your backwards traditions.”

@owashe my wallet, the one that says Muthafucking Fucka on it!

Even by Seattle standards it’s a wet morning!

@ziphi probably in the same museum which would hire me to read about dead Greek and Chinese people.

@porsupah They did a good job of writing all three Gems as badass but with their own flaws.

@cuddlemelon@mastodon.social Everyone needs to hear it at least once, and probably several dozen times, and that's really great and a very smooth shave (or however else you managed to get rid of the hair), you're all sleek!

well if two wrongs don't make a right, then hey, why stop at three dozen, let's make the whole situation even FUCKIER.

re: Full frontal AMAB nudity for #nudevember so of course. Not explicitly lewd though. 

@cuddlemelon@mastodon.social okay, you get a "pretty!" here, too!

@cuddlemelon@mastodon.social well, yours is and deserves the praise!

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