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so hey I'm real out of it, and if I ate half an edible (and took a very long shower and put on Led Zeppelin III or IV)

would y'all rather hear about my experience as a fencer, or why I think Batman Returns is the best Christmas movie ever?

@topaz I'm okay. This was NOT one of the worse visits with my parents, so I'm less caught up in how dealing with them feels terrible, and feel worse about how crummy things currently are for *them* right now. I'm definitely feeling like a shower in a bit, maybe having half an edible.

I'm looking forward to drawing and reading tomorrow tho. Maybe going to a fave Chinese place and getting congee with pork and century egg.

today in "coyote is loopy as hell after having spent a Saturday with their parents," we discover that it is far easier to make tea when you put the pot of water on the burner you're heating.

So neurodivergent Mastodon; if someone thrives on coffee and cigarettes, tends to have a messy desk, and says things like “oh boy” or “eeeeyabbadabba” while doing tasks, getting out of chairs etc, what are chances they’re ADHD?

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"It's a bat!" "Does it bend?"

"It's a rat!" "Does it break?"

"Perhaps it's the HEAD that I found in the lake!"

somehow I went from Henry Rollins to Immigrant Song to giving up and listening to the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack because it's seasonal (and the second best Christmas movie ever)

re: coyote sing along hour, all caps, Henry Rollins cover 

@topaz that "hypnagogic oath" panel is a real sore nerve. :P

coyote sing along hour, all caps, Henry Rollins cover 

HE'S RIDIN THROUGH YOUR TOWN WITH HIS HEAD ON FIYAH
HALO BURNIN EYES ARE CRYIN
HALO BURNIN EYES ARE CRYIN
GHOST RIDAH! GHOST RIDAH!
GHOST RIDAH! GHOST RIDAH!
KEEP RIDIN NEVER STOP RIDIN!
AND [unintelligible] DON'T FORGET TO BURN
DON'T FORGET TO BURN
BURN WITH FIYAH
WITH FIYAH FIYAH FIYAH
WITH FIYAAAAAAGH

appropriate that YouTube recommends "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" after I listen to bits of Lost Boys soundtrack given the whole video is about his VtM character. A really AWESOME anarch unlimited by his Brujah or Ventrue lineage. A Bru-true-anti-tribu.

Just one today, started while listening to some dude’s phone conversation like anyone else within a 20’ radius, finished in the “US history”/psychic damage section of the bookstore.

@topaz my stupidly petty revenge was that the US history section is next to the world history section, so I was able to put a biography of Hitler in front of Trump‘s ugly goddamn face and put “the third Reich in power” in front of Antonin Scalia’s book. I HATE these people.

This dude was talking to the entire Barnes and Noble coffee shop on the phone so I found a quiet spot with a table to draw. Then I noticed it was in the “psychic damage” section of the bookstore and I foolishly finished drawing there. I hate this current situation so very very much.

Dear Jewish right wingers, I don’t understand why you chose to sell out your people, your country, and your planet. What do you get out of the deal, a tax cut? They don’t call you Christkiller when you’re in the room? You get to be closer to the showerhead and die quicker than us when it gets to be that time again?

“Covid 19 was used to launch the worst tyranny in American history” uhhhh so you’re not Black I take it.

Altan Gün are Turkish not Greek, and millennia of Hellenic culture is more than just food, but I went from “this song makes me want to get a batch of mezedes and shove them in my mouth” to this crazy idea of introducing some pagany types to bakalarios skordalia.

Also lately my YouTube browsing at work (not phone) has a lot of ads with Black people. Did advertising execs suddenly cynically discover that Black people exist, or has an algorithm decided I’m African American, or what?

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