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“Aladdin Sane” little dangly portrait hanging from someone’s rear view mirror = how nice, it’s David Bowie scented air freshener so your car can smell like Bowie

Oh yeah the Five Guys! Manny, Mo, Larry, Curly and Jack!

running tours of the Bisti Badlands as they are meant to be seen

on ROCKET SKATES

uuuugh

I don't want to go to my parents place I don't it's in some ways basically another workday

perhaps listening to the "Klingon Battle" from STI will be motivational

addendum; neither you, nor I, are immune to falling for, or potentially DOING, political theater which places actual people at risk. Let's be careful.

there are currently out in the world, HOW many instances of what's essentially political theater which affects real, living people?

It's like bullies back in high school, if they didn't go after the weird f*ggots and nerds... they'd still be popular and we'd still be weird f*ggots and nerds.

2023 was just a miserable year in general if you wanted to stay vaguely optimistic about humans. I guess it's good prep for 2024.

coyote sing along hour 

Three dead in a crash on the number 4
two witnesses a-blowin' up high
not sure whose will be done, you can call me a sinner for a-wonderin' why

hey darlin'! sleepin' on the blacktop
hey darlin'! runnin' through the trees honey
hey darlin'! leavin' for the next town
less'n my sense catches up with me

corn liquor tastes sweeter in this town
could it be it's the same as the last?
swear Ah seen your face before just as familiar as a bottle and a glass

WHOA I'm sitting here listening to Parliament and thinking, you know I haven't listened to Fred Wesley in half of forever and checkitout what someone posted to YouTube

youtu.be/GMQycoExs2E?si=DwPjpa

@frost here ya go, have an important part of my misguided childhood

if you can get past the human on human violence, I think the use of Knightly Theme Music and exaggerated sound effects is pretty hilarious.

youtu.be/__0r5M2RjCM?si=9i7SSf

singing "Sweet Dreams are Made of These" along to Brass Against's mashup of "Seven Nation Army" and "Pusherman" to make things hopelessly confused

there, I've clanged a butter knife against a frying pan while playing Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi, I feel MUCH better

ha HA! MONTJOIE ST-DENIS!

So there’s “gogurt.”

And the “go-bots.”

Therefore we can work backwards and assume “gonads” are nads on the GO, not like say tunicate or sponge nads.

*90s style skateboard mascot* GO-NADS! They’re RADICAL!
*slams crotch into rail while grinding*

Apparently what’s been going on in my skull lately is that I’d been running for years with this idea I was an out for control monster with no right to be this angry, and questioning that idea brought out a lot of anger that might not be resolved now but I hadn’t even worked on resolving it before. For DECADES.

Oh wow. The cafeteria has cucumber salad and minestrone both WITHOUT CHEESE. It’s only going to last so long but I feel damn lucky.

@rey unsure I'd really trust the coffee at a place called "Quaker Steak and Lube"

coyote sing along hour, even more shouting 

YES I KNOW MY ENEMIES

THEY'RE THE TEACHERS WHO TAUGHT ME TO FIGHT ME

COMPROMISE

CONFORMITY

ASSIMILATION

SUBMISSION

IGNORANCE

BRUTALITY

HYPOCRISY

THE ELITE

mooooom "Cunio" in "Brass Against" versions on Led Zeppelin is giving me Teh Gendar Feels

again

coyote sing along hour, all caps, very Zach de la Rocha voice 

I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S PA NO MORE
I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S PA NO MORE
WELL HE PUTS HIS CIGAR OUT IN YOUR FACE JUST FOR KICKS
HIS BEDROOM WINDOW IT IS MADE OUT OF BRICKS
THE NATIONAL GUARD STANDS AROUND HIS DOOR
NO I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S PA NO MORE

UNGH SHIT

*instrumental*

lost as I may be
in the fog of my own noise and trivialities
Grand Holy Mother grant me clarity
i am standing on the edge of forever
forever

coyote sing along hour, USpol adjacent, all caps 

HOOVAH
HE WAS A BODY REMOVAH
I'LL GIVE YOU A DOSE BUT IT CAN NEVER COME CLOSE
TO THE RAGE BUILT UP INSIDE OF ME
FIST IN THE AIR IN THE LAND OF HYPOCRISY

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