Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

@ziphi he said “you put de lime in de coconut and you go ahead and mix em/you put de lime in de coconut it’s fucking 4 AM”

stoned hot showers, which answer the question of "what would happen if I turned the knob completely to hot and stayed under the water for several hours (ie 'longer than 10 minutes')?"

by the Golden Throne what is "The spine tingling adventures of the Adeptus Eroticus in the Eye of Terror" supposed to mean

THE DEADLY YELLOW SNOW
FROM RIGHT THERE WHERE THE HUSKIES GO

whereupon I proceeded to rub that generous mittenful of the deadly yellow snow

into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion

hitherto unknown to the people in this area

but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology

here it comes now, the vigorous circular motion

rub it!

*instrumental*
*sucking, coughing noises*

Scot me up, Beamy!

Now the part of visiting my folks that’s always difficult. But if I do this hopefully I’m off the hook for a weekend plus. And if I inherit this house, if somehow we’re not all in camps or displaced by wildfires or dead in the next pandemic, I am getting the biggest most vulgar fucking Pride flag and flying it from the porch.

wait, there are smoked turkey legs here and Double D Meats is crowded enough but I can’t find the porta potty

I’ll finish up here in a bit,
I’ll eat an entire edible, I’ll sit around naked except for a fursuit head listening to Niyaz or Awa or something, and eventually my jaw muscles will relax.

On a good day, a visit is as fun as a documentary about Stalingrad. On a bad day, a visit is as fun as actual Stalingrad.

This is not a good day, so far.

embarrassing confession here is that the only song I remember much of from Little Shop of Horrors is the dentist song and I know THAT one very nearly verbatim

I THRILL WHEN I DRILL A BICUSPID
IT'S SWELL THOUGH THEY TELL
ME I'M MALADJUSTED

I think the AI folks are going to win if they haven't won already and I hate it. Stuff this morning is hitting sore nerves from childhood and I can tell by exactly how crappy I feel.

@topaz oh you mean making sure your hairs don't get caught in the fly

posting HA HA! MONTJOIE ST-DENIS! on all versions of "Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi" on YouTube, as a bit

listening to Ave Formossissima/Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi to emotionally prepare for calling my folks

in a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit

not a nasty dirty hole full of worms and bungus, but a hobbit hole and that means a sex sling, a St. Andrew's Cross, and lots of blankets and very hot showers for aftercare

"I should eat something as dinner other than marinated pea greens" thought shortly before eating the fuck out of these croissants

this is not really dinner so much as dinner adjacent

also listening to the Toto "Dune" soundtrack has me thinking about sending a third stage Guild navigator to planet Caitain, if you know what I mean.

One #drawing today!

er not to be rude commenter person I don't know and whom I assume has politics further right of mine, but the folks who get the awesome march at the start of "The Battle of Britain" are most emphatically NOT the brave pilots who fought and died to protect us from tyranny.

ah yes the sound of my upstairs neighbors apparently practicing aikido

Swapping from the original version of “Sad but True” to The Hu’s cover, as you do

Mimicking firing arrows from horseback with a thumb draw while listening to The Hu, as you do