Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

"We the people of Ardentia! We have suffered since you blasted our kingdom! I can offer you nothing this year except my loyalty."
"Prince Thon. We are delighted. And tell Us; how great is this loyalty to your Emperor?"
"Without measure!"

Klezmer songs all have names like “Drey Nokhts Freylich Im Odessa” and turn out to be about a forced conscript returning from the Tsar’s army to find that his fiancée has flung herself from a rooftop.

When fighting ninja, one must always loudly proclaim “Oh! Shinobi! Warrior of the night!” This will negate their stealth advantage, and they’ll be limited to doing backflips in slow motion while throwing shitiken, that sorta thing.

@amaranth@weirder.earth @Leucrotta Forest of Spirits, the next to last Jade Regent adventure. I was in a group that went through some of the adventure path but didn’t get that far. It’s… weird.

reading an old Pathfinder while on the pot, and it's so linear that I truly appreciate the late, great Jennell Jacquays for coming up with the concept of NON linear dungeons. But there are non-linear concepts all over the place here, so possibly they intended an obvious version OR lots of GM improvisation?

the AU in which thanks to the success of Bladerunner, Harrison Ford played Eddie Valiant in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

#drawing this evening

problems cooking with okra are; it's hard to find the small and therefore more flavorful okra, and a little bit goes a long way and okra almost always comes in Oh You're Making Brunswick Stew For 30 Folk sizes.

time to put on some appropriate D&D drawin' music

* puts on Deodato's "Prelude" album from 1973 *

whoa these dudes are Ket

I've heard Ket is kinda SORTA distantly related to dene bizaad

also; very confused doggos

https://youtu.be/tNanp6lKm2E?si=_-d7Nd6VBNZ4yCIg

I can't BELIEVE I just argued that katana are better swords (admittedly under really specific circumstances). I'm not a weeaboo! You gotta believe me! I just think Japan has better fried food and model magazines than we do I MEAN

The AU in which Nirvana *didn’t* expressly forbid Weird Al from filking Smells Like Teen Spirit to be about food.

A salami, hot pastrami,
In the deli
In the deli
In the deli
In the deli
In the deliiiiii *koff koff*

Today's musical choices;

"Forever Black" by Cirith Ungol has a track about Stormbringer

=> Blue Oyster Cult's "Fire of Unknown Origin" album with two tracks about Elric

=> "Secret Treaties" has "Me 262"

=> "Goodbye Blue Sky," "Supermarine," Dunkirk/Battle of Britain/Midway/Patton soundtracks

#drawing today

Seriously, if we as a society devoted as much effort to clean energy as we do to crapping on illegal immigrants and trans people (not even getting into other groups), we'd live in a 70s future where the cities are covered in plants and there's big solar panels on all the roofs.

Listening to the Predator soundtrack, I thought; genestealers are xenomorph analogs, what would be 40K’s equivalent to a Yautja silently stalking a dispatching Necromundan gangers for grizzly trophies and lulz?

And as soon as I thought THAT, the obvious answer is drukhari…

So eepy! I need an ap!

guess who fell over before 9 PM yesterday and who is now up with anxiety

*kudt voice*

GRAPE NUTS
GRAPE NUTS MY FRIEND
GRAPE NUTS
GRAPE NUTS AGAIN

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE AAAAAAAA
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE AAAAAAAA
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE AAAAAAAA
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE AAAAAAAA