Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

AH'M SITTIN' IN A MAGIC HAT
WITH SMOKE AND MIRRS
AN TAHR RUBBER FAHRS WATCH YOU DISAPPEAR
YEAH YEAH
WHAT MADE IT SLOW YOU DOWN
SUCKIN' ON A BALL AN CHAIN
ANOTHER MUTHAFUCKA GOES DOWN THE DRAIN
HOT HEADED FUCK ALL Y'ALL HOT HEADED FUCK ALL Y'ALL
HOT HEADED FUCK ALL Y'ALL
JUST ADD IT UP TO THE HOT ROD DEATH TOLL

#Soundgarden #BadDriving

oh yeah time for the bad driving theme tune!

*forgets the lyrics to Black Betty and simply bellows YEEEEHAAWWW a batch*

oh yeah time for the bad driving theme tune!

ou alech taadi ou ana megdi beninrane WAAAAAAAAA

You call de doctor, wake him up

You say DOCTOR is there nothing I can take I say DOCTOR, to relieve this bellyache?

De doctor say “Great clown Marcel Marceau is in town. Watch him and drink coconut milk and then you feel better.”

You say “but doctor, I already put de mime in de coconut.”

The sexual phase of jeans reproduction! In the asexual phase diploid (Denim Ploid) spores form a mycelial network, which create haploid fruiting bodies, or jeans. This is you ever wonder what that apparently discarded pair of blue jeans is doing in the woods, that’s what’s going on.

#drawings from yesterday and today, werewolf pic inspired by driving while my friend read their Book of the Wyrm, finished while listening to the Raiders of the Lost Ark soundtrack.

@anthracite oh! 💙💙💙💙💙

anyway, I should shower and get some drawing time in ASAP, someone kindly reminded me of one of the things I hate HATE most about myself and my current life, shortly after I woke up, and if I physically move around maybe I won't think about it.

okay let's have some executive dysfunction because there's this musician I JUST remembered from KNKX recently and his stuff's so good. This is recent, and he's the DRUMMER, would you believe it?

https://youtu.be/3UDwePXfGjI?si=fC5A6qrOFZep_RSV

"I'm in Finland, the No. 1 happiest country in the world! Here are 4 phrases we use every day!"

let me guess 1) Fuck Russians! 2) Fuck Swedes! 3) Let's have a beer! 4) That makes no sense, *I'm* not all that happy and neither is anyone I know.

I reiterate my opinion that if I'm the smartest person in the room then something has gone dreadfully wrong.

https://youtu.be/xgK0KlCMnKw?si=gkgXP93w-QCGJPT6

really gettin' into it, making a THRRRRRGGGG! noise when he puts the staff of Ra in the right place, throwing up the horns, waving a lighter in the air when the light finds the exact location of the Well of Souls etc

@Chip_Unicorn Congrats!

responding to the chambara soundtrack with a deep HYOOOOOOO

Some nights you wish you could bring about Tikkun Olam.

Other nights, you wish you could bring about Ragnarok.

@frost

* remember, you probably aren't going to get $100K+/year to start off, you're looking at more than 20 years. Worse tech jobs have this pump and dump tendency (remember, they're there to make as much money as possible, not to have a committed corps of devoted happy employees), so you might not be looking at even 10 years of really good stable income. And a chunk might go to the company's retirement thing.

* HOUSING. In order to get $100K+/year at a job, you're almost assuredly working in Seattle or the Bay Area or somewhere rancid. So either you're flushing money down the toilet so some landlord can be comfortable, OR paying a lot of your savings into your own place.

* other expenses. Maybe you want a fursuit or attending a con. Maybe you want GRS or a potential skin cancer looked at (remember, American health care is about hurting people). Maybe your car gets totaled. Maybe you meet someone and have a family. Money goes away quickly.

I'm really sorry, and it's maybe not impossible to get something out of this mess, but AFAIK this system is set up to make sure rich people get richer, not to allow non-rich folks to survive. I mean thrive.

The real reason to draw fantasy art; never have to figure out automatic weapons and vehicles in perspective.

The catch; HORSES.

@Kusimanse the story;

a while back I was thumbing a game supplement of Underdark PCs, including a suggestion of how to play derro insanity. I thought it might be fun to have a character whose valuation of treasure is purely internal and is likely to collect prize loot, stuff which would be fantastic for other character classes, and complete garbage. So to this brave PC the fish nailed to his shield is a powerful magical talisman.

you have the right to food money
provided of course
you don't mind a little
investigation
humiliation
and if you cross your fingers, rehabilitation
know your rights, these are your rights!