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one two three fo
Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Does whatever a spider can
Calls the doctor, what’s he take?
To relieve this bellyache
Look out here, here comes the Spider-Man!

Brother brought a coconut he bought it for a dime
Sister brought another one she paid for de lime
Help me, I broke apart my insides
Help me I’ve got no soul to sell
Help me you make me perfect
Help me think I’m somebody else
You put de lime in de coconut and drink them all up

Brother brought a coconut he bought it for a dime
Sister brought another one she paid for de lime
Help me, I broke apart my insides
Help me I’ve got no soul to sell
Help me you make me perfect
Help me think I’m somebody else
You put de lime in de coconut and drink them all up

The realization you can easily filk “The 59th St. Bridge Song” to be about “send a dick pic”

To be fair, I probably didn’t realize this earlier because you can also filk the song to be about “shift to Crinos.”

@wolfe die Stadt is in der nahe aus Mainz sondern Naturpark Kuhkopf-Knoblachsaue

@wolfe even better apparently it's a short distance from "cabeza with garlic sauce" natural park

re: coyote sing along lyrics, Joan Jett, all caps 

@frost "Cherry Bomb" shows up at the point where the various awesome people have finally come together as a team, and they're doing the hero walk to go out and face the big battle, and Rocket reaches down and uh, adjusts himself in his jumpsuit. So a pretty okay scene, a really awesome track. I figure they chose it in part because it's about the time period as the music on Starlord's Walkman.

@anthracite The derro? Please tell me more so I can try to figure out how to do it again...

@wolfe *clicks on Google and checks out whether the roads around there are all loops. A significant portion of Darmstadt is a grid, but maybe that's newer?

HOT TAKE (again): The Doors' song which is most appropriate for Santa Cruz is actually NOT "People are Strange" but "Waiting for the Sun"

@frost okay, apparently I can't NOT cry during the reprise of the Jurassic Park theme, so I'm gonna call it quits on the JP II soundtrack and listen to Tom Petty or The Doors or something

do NOT cry during the theme song do NOT cry during the theme song do NOT

and done with that bit of cleaning, this would have been easier if someone - and they might be someones probably about to not refund my security deposit because of cleaning costs - had installed something nicer than the cheapest ass grade of broken levelor blinds.

tune in when we ask the question; will the Jurassic Park The Lost World soundtrack help Jon do some cleaning and possibly more packing for the move? OR will it just make them sad about how the late 90s felt like there was a lot of hope and potential which now seems well beyond the horizon?

Today my mood seems to alternate between “feeling good that I’ve made progress on moving, on art, and on personal issues” versus “I am overwhelmed and am going to collapse in a pile of old White Wolf books sobbing I MISS THE 90S.”

okay, I packed a blender and took down the blackout curtains so I can clean the blinds/around the windows. Hopefully I will still be able to sleep tonight.

I also ate leftovers from cooking Wednesday instead of spending money eating out, woo responsible.

"celebrating the fourth edition of Age of Ligma!"
"you mean Age of Sigmar?"

seriously, outside of the obvious complaints, "make art more widely accessible" is a GREAT goal from a non profit, and coming from anyone selling a product, for any reason, it's suspect.

@LexYeen Oh, "I wish I that I was Jesse's girl/I wanna be Jesse's girl/how can I be a woman like that?"

believe it or not, I always thought those were the lyrics for YEARS.

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