Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

I held the elevator and pressed the floor for my neighbors and got a "shukraan" in response, and I'm vaguely reassured that I pass for lighter-skinned middle eastern, if that's what's going on.

@frost suspect replying to you with "THE SYSTEM IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM IS DOWN" and high pitched noises (doo doo doo doo doo doo) would not be a reference you recognize

@frost whizz for the whizzlords!

crap for the porcelain throne!

how/why am I awake?

#drawings finished last Friday!

frankly, I wanted to be a leftist because we were the side about how awesome it was to be in the woods, get it on with the same gender, and look at pornography, not because we were the side who were dour about woods, Queerness, and porn.

LIU KANG. JOHNNY CAGE. JAX. RAIDEN. SONYA. KITARO.

I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT PURE SEX. DEEP SEX. HARD SEX. RRRRRROUGH SEX! UNGH!

*throws crescent kicks*

@Tuftears thank you!

CHUN LI. KEN. GUILE. HONDA. CAMMY. DHALSIM. BALROG.

MORTAL KOMBAT!

More of this past week’s #drawings, fantasy scenarios! CW for violence and tame nudity.

Posting #drawings from earlier this week. Monsters and characters!

similar to "if I were a storyboard artist for Disney I would still want to skip out today" is "I want to ditch work to take naps, masturbate to lurid fantasies, and get a froo-froo nutella and strawberry crepe while making my way north very slowly."

though the embarrassing part is I look at Trump's faithful and how they're drawn in by the message "you are powerful and deserve to hurt what you hate" rather than the actual semi-coherent angry sentence fragments, and I notice just how much *I* bought into "you're smart and mean well, there's reason for hope" rather than what Obama literally said. I am not immune to propaganda.

*tenses all the muscles in neck and shoulders*

THE SELF HATRED THAT BLINDS YOU
BINDS YOU
GRINDS YOU
KEEPS YOU DOWN
THE WORLD FALLS DOWN AROUND YOU
YOU BUILD UP WALLS AROUND YOU
YOU WEAR DISGUST LIKE A CROWN
OHHHH INSTRUMENTAL!

I bought gas/sunscreen/bug spray/aloe/food stuff, put together salad/slaw, packed and loaded the car, did laundry (now in dryer) and am finally having dinner.

My jaw is making horrible cracking noises so I must've been clenching hard and all the last minute prep was PROBABLY an ADHD thing right?

@ziphi

When I was young, I thought everything was edible
ohhh, comestible, digestible

Forget Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy team ups I want Harley Quinn/Olive Oyl where they both have really ANNOYING accents like my grandmother’s

@ziphi I feel like the difficult part is; 1) there’s this basic human thing beyond politics of wanting to lash out because you are right™️ and your enemy’s completely terrible™️ 2) made worse by frustration, growing up among punishment focused moralism (so “in the USA”) the idea that maybe if you punch back twice as hard they’ll get the idea and stop, 3) some folks really won’t be dissuaded by anything short of violence and 4) violence is rarely practicable. It’s a mess.

If I won the lottery right now (given I never buy lottery tickets this looks less likely than for most people) I seriously would pay Matt Goetz to deadpan “chicks with big ‘thingies.’ Fhut up, dillmunch” to the entire RNC.

Huh huh huh huh. That was cool.