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She-Lob and the Princesses of Power, the LotR spinoff no-one asked for

Tolkien's unfinished sequel to Lord of the Rings, featuring Jeetkunedo Baggins, would have been very different

it's when you associate The Liberty Bell March with O Fortuna that you know your life took a wrong turn somewhere

enjoying Janelle Monae's "Pynk" because you think it's about a giant sapphic roadtrip

Assuming “yerba” as a slang term for something great, equivalent to “sex,” as in that new drink from Australia “it’s fucking Yerba, Mate!”

coyote sing along hour 

people the people big bellies banging bigger drums

they beat down on you they beat the pulse into your shoes

shoes are made for walking you to shores of other seas

see the seas oh see the seas that you've seen on the big screen

coyote sing along hour, therianism 

woke up on lockdown one more time

my visions won't ever learn

I see the light that much clearer

every time I return

forge my armor in the old fire

my spirit sings loud and clear

even in HERE.

I'll be reborn, someday someday

if I wait long enough.

I don't HAVE to be afraid,

I don't WANT to be afraid.

coyote sing along hour all caps 

OH YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A MOTHER
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A WIFE
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN MILES FROM HERE YEARS AGO
YOU SHOULD BE LIVING A DIFFERENT LIFE

maybe it's time for some nice relaxing Garmarna

* FYRA MINUTER SENARE *

Why are the gods silent? Maybe challenging my neighbor to Holmganga will help

It never fails, every time I decide I'm going to prep and cook spinach I really regret all the little bits of leaves everywhere and the fact that a bunch of spinach the size of my head easily cooks down to a few mouthfuls

lindens must be the most Swedish folk song trees out there

colored these up with CS cut and grad style shading. I'm probably not about to put Marte Gracia out of business any time soon.

anyway, I made two things of stew, two things of pasta sauce, and roasted up that huge kohlrabi. Some of this got frozen for later, and I wound up taking stuff out to the garbage as well, so I feel kinda overloaded even with tomorrow being off.

Rain Dog boosted

Grand Holy Mother in my deadly slumber

to stand fearless on the edge of forever

forever

okay we're doing this

the beginning is a very delicate time. know then that this is the year 10191.

in this time the most precious substance in the universe is the spice melange. the spice extends life, the spice expands consciousness. the spice is vital to space travel.

neither clever nor messed up enough to successfully mashup "Coconut" and "Dear Prudence"

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