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lessee made chick pea/potato/spinach/corn soup

cooked up all the chard which as predicted went from the size of my head to a few large forkfulls

cleaned the bathtub, the sink and the toilet

took dismantled boxes to the recycling

unloaded the dishwasher

theoretically about to revamp more closet.

J-lube is short for Japanese lubricant. Fans of Korean or Chinese personal lubricants are into K-lube or C-lube instead.

it’s a poodle-poodle cross or a poopoo!

yesterday - spider war! CW there’s a lot of spiders in this one.

slips into your DMs like “Ushi-Tora. Do you want to hire me? As your bodyguard? I get 5 ryo.”

Okay so listening to Metallica and as is tradition, 4d6 taking the best 3;

15, 14, 14, 11, 11, 08

Probably fighter or thief.

unfortunately my first exposure to the concept of "cantina" was Star Wars and therefore the mention of "cantina chicken" in Taco Bell ads suggests eating crappy chicken quesadillas with aliens while listening to jizz.

so djibalae. Jabba waninchi ko wa znaya nya nabushka heh heh heh.

okay so the Uruk Hai give Merry and Pippin firey orc drinks to help them recover. Then, Treebeard gives them ent-draughts. Finally, they raid Saruman's cellars after Isengard falls and JRRT doesn't detail everything they drink from there

conclusion; this is the healing potion tour of Middle Earth

So there’s a noteworthy cartoonist, George Herriman, mixed race with passing privilege when being even distantly Black invited shocking abuse. One way he “passed” was he always wore a hat to cover his tight curls.

Okay, BUT how did that even work? Early 20th c Americans were assholes about hats, too.

Choosing armies like Evil Sunz or Imperial Fists because the models are easier to see when they fall on the floor.

Possibly the unintentionally funniest Wikipedia listing I’ve ever read; the Emperor granted exclusive rights to train Doppelsöldner to the Brotherhood of Saint Mark, in Frankfurt, until a rival school they protested sprung up in Prague.

The Brotherhood gets referred to as the Marx brothers.

yesterday or finished yesterday. CW firearms; I’m not sure I especially want to continue doing sci fi stuff with recognizably modern style military, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

okay I am NOT getting Trader Joe's Southwestern Salad again. That thing gave me epic farts. Farts so epic they get listed as a psychic power during the Horus Heresy.

@Oneironott well hopefully I can fall over soon and remember things are actually a lot closer to okay than I currently feel. Hopefully *we*, sounds like.

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@Oneironott Hey, I am not really sure what to say, but I read this and empathize with suddenly hitting a huge low spot like that.

Having the weirdest insomnia right now. I was kinda hoping to NOT have insomnia, you know?

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