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enthusiastically quoting "aziz, light" and "are you german?" during the "Giza 1928" track from "Stargate"

used the white house comment thing to request pardoning Peltier

he won't be pardoned of course, but I have to ask as due dilligence ANYWAY back to quoting Rob Zombie lyrics and shitposting and w/e

are you a Herr Mannelig Garmarna fan or a Varulven Garmarna fan?

Grieg's "The Death of Ase" qualifies as holiday music if you feel about this holiday the way I do

@Tuftears thanks! Honestly the best part of drawing spider people of any sort is being able to screw with perspective that way!

again my tendency to misread “tokusatsu” as “tonkatsu”

exciting breaded deep fried adventures!

KOFF koff koff
Uhhhhh
Dude. Hey dude, were you thinking about burritos?
I was thinking about SNORT
Uhhhhh
Like getting burritos
But I dunno man I’m pretty fucked right now
KOFF KOFF

- actual lyrics to “Voodoo Chile”

if you’re talking about Christian values, you can calculate the preceding Jewish values by subtracting 30 and then dividing in half (technically 4/10, but close enough)

Prior to the evolution of Homo as a separate genius, personal ads frequently featured the phrase “no Austrailopithicine”

just a bad night for needing to remember that things usually appear several shades nastier than they actually are.

at some point soon I'm going to want a mental health day, and I have no clue how to work that one.

okay apparently tonight is a Tool "Sober"/Ministry "Breathe" sort of night

yeah, let's not go there

look! Here's a karaoke version of my favorite Gwar song about going to Arby's!

youtu.be/IExY3Za4wj0?si=aTn3k8

possibly the strangest song association I have is "Nasty" with Anne McCaffrey's "Dragonriders of Pern" books, for exactly no reason other than the song was big about when I REALLY GOT INTO those books

following up Oingo Boingo's "Nasty Habits" with Janet Jackson's "Nasty" as a bit

@CoyoteTraveller Theresa, can I get beer and spicy vegan curry on YOUR dime?

@ziphi and last but not least, Space Fox the doll. YOU. Adorable!

@CoyoteTraveller she cannae take much more captain she's gonna blowwwww

“Prisoners will march below me to the presence of Emperor Ming.”
* massive Queen music *
“Hail Ming!”
“And now the tributes from Orthodontia.”
“We th feofle uf Orfodonta! We haf fuffered fince you blafted our kingdom! We can offer you nofing dif year exfhept our loyalty!”

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